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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:15 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Is it my imagination or are you and DB really sick puppies?
I think if either of you invited me over for dinner it would
be in my best interest to decline the offer!







posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:16 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Really, you do have the most sanitary kill room I've ever been in.
I just love what you've done with the place.


Thank you. I wish I could get it in Good Housekeeping but they just don't think it's family friendly enough.



IDK...I thought the Disney theme really should've made GH sit up and take notice.

The 'It's A Small World' abattoir ALONE should've got you a spread.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:17 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

I was thinking of Slayer the band.
But wait a second ... it does ring a bell.
But the rules say no discussion of past or present members.

Flip, we've grown old (wink, wink) together.
Been almost a decade.

Love to you.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:17 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Is it my imagination or are you and DB really sick puppies?


Whoa, whoa, whoa, you left out IAMTAT.


I think if either of you invited me over for dinner it would
be in my best interest to decline the offer!


Only a truly cruel person such as yourself would deprive DB and I of our dinner.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:18 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
The 'It's A Small World' abattoir ALONE should've got you a spread.


Seriously.

And I always try to stay in character and not say anything when I dress as Mickey.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:19 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I am an old,tough kitty and I wouldn't go down the hatch without a fight!
Sorry children,I can't play anymore I have to get ready to go to work*.


* I work with a MEAT slicer!HA,HA,HA!
edit on 26-2-2017 by mamabeth because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:23 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
* I work with a MEAT slicer!HA,HA,HA!


Too funny, IAM and DB say the same thing when they reference me.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:26 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

I am an old,tough kitty and I wouldn't go down the hatch without a fight!
Sorry children,I can't play anymore I have to get ready to go to work*.


* I work with a MEAT slicer!HA,HA,HA!


So did I when I interned with Lorena Bobbit.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:27 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Is it my imagination or are you and DB really sick puppies?


Well let me tell you a thing or two about these "sick puppies"...as you call them!

These two "sick puppies" make me wish I was gay...so I could conceive and carry their babies...have our children grow up to become astronauts on a Starship...where they will eventually land on, colonize and populate a 'Class M' planet in the Proxima Centauri star system...with an entire world of inbred genius idiots JUST LIKE THEM!


Too much?
Too gay?
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posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:30 AM
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Let me tell you something about Lorena Bobbit.

Restaurant staff loved her.

She always left really nice tips.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:30 AM
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Wait brothers, hold on.

So you're telling me if I let go of this blade of grass I won't go floating into space?

That defies all logic!

No, leave me with my grass.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:31 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Is it my imagination or are you and DB really sick puppies?


Well let me tell you a thing or two about these "sick puppies"...as you call them!

These two "sick puppies" make me wish I was gay...so I could conceive and carry their babies...have our children grow up to become astronauts on a Starship...where they will eventually land on, colonize and populate a 'Class M' planet in the Proxima Centauri star system with an entire world of inbred genius idiots JUST LIKE THEM!


Too much?
Too gay?



Naaaah.

Sounds about right.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:36 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Too much?
Too gay?


If that was too much than more is just right.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:42 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
* I work with a MEAT slicer!HA,HA,HA!


Too funny, IAM and DB say the same thing when they reference me.


His Native-American name is 'Dances with Machetes".



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:42 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Sounds about right.


I would soooo love to see a planet filled with little DB's (oxymoron?) running around on it.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:43 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
His Native-American name is 'Dances with Machetes".


DB's is 'Sweating Buffalo'.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:44 AM
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May I propose (whatever view one has) that the term "sick puppy" be shelved?
Unless you're a vet.

Puppies aren't old enough to make their own decisions.

Hence the world would be a better place if everyone used the term "sick doggie" instead of "sick puppy".

Anybody who has actually lived with a sick puppy will agree.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:45 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The scary part is, I have children.

And they are definitely dating daughters.






And they are just like me.





posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:46 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Sounds about right.


I would soooo love to see a planet filled with little DB's (oxymoron?) running around on it.


Think Lollypop Guild...Munchkin Town...Oz.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 11:46 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
His Native-American name is 'Dances with Machetes".


DB's is 'Sweating Buffalo'.


Liar.

It's "Dances With Anxiety Issues"



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