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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:19 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

We vent spleen here every day!


Speaking of venting...that last fart of your's just killed the ficus.


DAMMIT!

I was aiming at the cat!




posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:20 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The pancreas is like the brain. A vestigial organ that isn't used any more.


Modern society has repeatedly proven that point. It is scientifically confirmed.

I should create a thread in the Health and Wellness forum on that topic.


Science am a gooder thing to for the education.




posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:21 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
This thread is so much more fun when the wimmin are in here. Admit it, you boys need us.


Did you see the new sign at the thread door. Looks like DB's handwriting.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:21 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
There'd be so much less screaming when you're removing it from them.


It's not like I don't give it back to them and in a condition, personally speaking, that is much better than they gave it to me. Who doesn't want their spleen slow braised?


I love that you always give it back.
Mine is now on my desk as a paperweight...a real conversation piece when guests are over.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:22 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Science am a gooder thing to for the education.



How else would we get our Vitamin Crayon without school?



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:23 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I love that you always give it back.
Mine is now on my desk as a paperweight...a real conversation piece when guests are over.


I use my liver for that, rock hard thing is pretty much useless now anyway.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:23 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz

originally posted by: Night Star
This thread is so much more fun when the wimmin are in here. Admit it, you boys need us.


Did you see the new sign at the thread door. Looks like DB's handwriting.


It's because I spelled "Wilde" wrong, isn't it.

Dammit!



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:24 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I love that you always give it back.
Mine is now on my desk as a paperweight...a real conversation piece when guests are over.


I use my liver for that, rock hard thing is pretty much useless now anyway.


I'm having mine pickled...even as we speak.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:25 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Hmmm. 'Wild Woman's Wanted' has a missing participle, it should read 'Wild Woman's (something) Wanted'.

What part of a Wild Woman do we want fellas?



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:26 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
No.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:28 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: zazzafrazz

Hmmm. 'Wild Woman's Wanted' has a missing participle, it should read 'Wild Woman's (something) Wanted'.

What part of a Wild Woman do we want fellas?



Feet.

I can't fit into Zazz's shoes.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:28 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Feet.

I can't fit into Zazz's shoes.


Did you try taking hers out of them first?



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:29 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm having mine pickled...even as we speak.


I call that 'today'.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:29 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
YES, Mine are too big for yoo.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:29 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Feet.

I can't fit into Zazz's shoes.


Did you try taking hers out of them first?


*smacks forehead*

Duh!

My bad.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:30 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
No.




posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:31 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: DBCowboy
YES, Mine are too big for yoo.


Size 14 WITH a 4 inch heel.

I'm impressed!



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:32 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: DBCowboy
YES, Mine are too big for yoo.


Size 14 WITH a 4 inch heel.

I'm impressed!

Well...you know what they say about women with big feet!



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:32 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Still you wear a 4 so....



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 08:34 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: DBCowboy
YES, Mine are too big for yoo.


Size 14 WITH a 4 inch heel.

I'm impressed!

Well...you know what they say about women with big feet!


big mouths?



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