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posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 06:27 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: AboveBoard

When their hormones kick in, I don't want to be anywhere near here!



my real Witch friend can make men'sparts shrink with a spell...


C'mon...She can't look THAT bad in a negligee!


Ha ha. I'm going to tell her you said that.




posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 06:29 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: AboveBoard

When their hormones kick in, I don't want to be anywhere near here!



my real Witch friend can make men'sparts shrink with a spell...


C'mon...She can't look THAT bad in a negligee!


Ha ha. I'm going to tell her you said that.


please don't



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 06:29 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AboveBoard

I kissed a girl, and I liked it.


So THAT's what that permanent handprint bruise is on your face!! I was wondering...



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 06:31 PM
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Bahahaha!!!!!!!



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 06:33 PM
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FACT

Women are icky.

FACT

But they smell nice.

FACT



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 06:39 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
FACT

Women are amazing and beautiful creatures that I worship next to God.

FACT

AND they smell nice.

FACT


Fixed it for you!




posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 06:52 PM
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Oh look...they have cheesecake and Brad Pitt over at the Shed.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 06:54 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Brad Pitt? Nah. He has too many kids. And an ex you'd have to watch out for the rest of your life. And a grey beard.

Now cheesecake...



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 07:04 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm surrounded by a contingent of 'Gaudy Bards'; an elite, highly-trained, crack team of Poets dressed like Liberace.


And I think there are a couple of Bawdy Tards surrounding me.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 07:11 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Oh look...they have cheesecake and Brad Pitt over at the Shed.


Fake news!!!!!!!! I went there and no Brad or cheesecake, though the pixies could whip up the cheesecake in no time.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 07:14 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Oh look...they have cheesecake and Brad Pitt over at the Shed.


Fake news!!!!!!!! I went there and no Brad or cheesecake, though the pixies could whip up the cheesecake in no time.


If the pixies were over there whipping Brad...I'd probably look in.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 07:18 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
If the pixies were over there whipping Brad...I'd probably look in.


Be almost like DB whipping Gunther.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 07:22 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
If the pixies were over there whipping Brad...I'd probably look in.


Be almost like DB whipping Gunther.


Those two are adorable together.
Gunther keeps screaming "NEIN!"...and DB keeps giving him nine more!



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 07:24 PM
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I don't care if girls are here, I'm farting.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 07:25 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Gunther completes me.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 07:25 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I don't care if girls are here, I'm farting.


Join the cloud!



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 07:26 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Gunther completes me.


I know.
He had you at "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!"



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 07:32 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Those two are adorable together.
Gunther keeps screaming "NEIN!"...and DB keeps giving him nine more!


I like that we all find beating Gunther funny but Gunther doesn't because he's German and has no sense of humor.



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 07:36 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Those two are adorable together.
Gunther keeps screaming "NEIN!"...and DB keeps giving him nine more!


I like that we all find beating Gunther funny but Gunther doesn't because he's German and has no sense of humor.


Yeah. Gunther is always so serious...Seriously bleeding, that is!...(Badda-bum!).



posted on Mar, 15 2017 @ 07:45 PM
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*gag*. *grabs oxygen mask...again...*

Well. As much as I would LOVE to hang out here and watch y'all play with Gunther...

I'm off to hang out with my husband, watch quality television and eat take out. (You wouldn't believe what people leave in their trash that's still half fresh!)



Joke! We haven't done that in years!
(And he doesn't think girls are icky...I've never had to use red pills or spells on him either other than to be naturally bewitching... )



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