posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 08:56 AM
I'd love to join, but I'm just a gay queen, and my girlfriend disapproves.
The doctor says we're compatible, probably because we have the same parents.
But I'm happy, and love wearing crowns, just like King Henry.
Not sure why so many men want to march down the streets with colorful flags every year, but they always put me on a float.
I guess they like the fact that a fella can still meet the right girl these days.
Preferably one that can sew guys, because sometimes your butts are showing.
Not sure if anybody ever told you, but flip, you can catch a cold that way.
Anyway, I'm hungry and the missus opened a can of tuna.
I always loved chicken, but don't agree with how they keep them.
I mean tuna is chicken kept in the sea.
That's just wrong.
Anyway, cheers and kisses.
At least when I tongue-kiss my male friends the missus knows there's no funny business going on.
Cheers everybody, even Australia, which is where Hitler came from.