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A serious dicussion about a serious topic. . . My disgust with CPAC

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posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 06:56 PM
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You've heard it, seen it, read about it.

I hope you're as nauseated as I am about it.

I despise CPAC. I can't stand it. If someone brings it up, I leave the room.

If someone talks about it on television, I turn it off.

Radio? The same.

I can't believe all the hoopla about CPAC.

It turns my stomach! I know I should have put this in a Rant Forum, but I wanted a serious talk about this.

Lets break it down, shall we?

C Cherries
P Prunes
A Apples
C Corn

All are gross and ridiculous items to be put as pizza toppings.

What ever happened to sausage, pepperoni, onions, bacon?

SPOB.

CPAC just makes me sick. Fight CPAC, protest CPAC.


Embrace SPOB.

Thank you for reading, I hope we can keep this civil.




posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 07:03 PM
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Still waiting for halal pizza.



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 07:07 PM
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May I recommend this exemplary self-defense class against fresh fruit? You can definitely apply the tactic used in the first example to corn as well.



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 07:11 PM
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a reply to: Noncents

If fruit was so good for you, then why is it so easy to get?

Why don't we have to shoot it, or grind it up?

It's madness.



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 07:12 PM
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You forgot the garlic, THE GARLIC!!!! You start with pepperoni and garlic, THEN decide what kind of pizza to have. What's wrong with you, DB? This PNW winter has been extra hard on you.



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 07:15 PM
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a reply to: schuyler

Garlic is a standard, not an option.



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 07:18 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: schuyler

Garlic is a standard, not an option.

We found SPOB's motto.

It will help keep the vampire politicians who suck this countries blood out.



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 09:36 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

As long as they never ban pineapple on pizza, I'm good. Other fruits on pizza, only if it's a dessert pizza

My husband is an anti-fruititarian.
He'd probably agree with you.

But corn? 😳 That's just weird...



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 09:49 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy




C Cherries
P Prunes
A Apples
C Corn


...the undigestables. It's truly deplorable! Thank you for bringing abit of awareness DB.

I'm not one to tell another what to do but I implore you to look into FBPVP
Fish, Beef, Pork, Venison, Poultry. Basic but essential!



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 10:07 PM
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a reply to: snowspirit

Pineapple isn't exactly a fruit.

It's a dormant meat that makes a nice juice that you can put vodka in.



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 10:08 PM
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originally posted by: JinMI

...the undigestables. It's truly deplorable! Thank you for bringing abit of awareness DB.




I do this because I care.

It's a public service.



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 10:08 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Makes sense!
It's also an additive to rum.



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 10:26 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Sorry, that's got way too much fiber in it to form a pack.

If it's packing you up, then you clearly have colon issues.



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 10:26 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy



Pineapple isn't exactly a fruit. It's a dormant meat that makes a nice juice that you can put vodka in.


That may well be, however you're obviously unaware of the following UN Convention.



And people think the UN is a waste of time, pffft weirdos.



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 10:28 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Sorry, but if you can't incorporate mushrooms and black olives into your marinara covered platform I'll have to go with a third pizza party.

I have to admit, though, that a Presidential race between Papa John, Little Caeser, and the Noid would be a better contest than we've seen in decades.



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 10:30 PM
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a reply to: myselfaswell

That was epic!



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 10:31 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: DBCowboy

Sorry, that's got way too much fiber in it to form a pack.

If it's packing you up, then you clearly have colon issues.


I have so many issues, Dr Phil gave up on me.



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 10:35 PM
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originally posted by: VictorVonDoom
a reply to: DBCowboy

Sorry, but if you can't incorporate mushrooms and black olives into your marinara covered platform I'll have to go with a third pizza party.

I have to admit, though, that a Presidential race between Papa John, Little Caeser, and the Noid would be a better contest than we've seen in decades.


Papa John's.

They have the garlic sauce in those bitty little tubs.



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 10:36 PM
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originally posted by: VictorVonDoom
a reply to: DBCowboy

Sorry, but if you can't incorporate mushrooms and black olives into your marinara covered platform I'll have to go with a third pizza party.

I have to admit, though, that a Presidential race between Papa John, Little Caeser, and the Noid would be a better contest than we've seen in decades.


Always ...

The best pizza?

Start with olive oil and garlic - then spinach and mozza, feta, cheddar, ricotta, Parm and pepperoni, sausage, bacon and mushrooms, red onion, black and kalamata olives and sun-dried tomatoes.

That's my fav and I'm stickin' to it.
edit on 24-2-2017 by ketsuko because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 24 2017 @ 11:19 PM
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a reply to: ketsuko

Spinach??? Do you want the terrorists to win? You might as well put jelly doughnuts on the piz ... hmmm.

Excuse me, I, uh, got to, uh, go do ... a ... thing ...



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