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the one joke i keep trying for

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posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 07:24 AM
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Peppy it just doesn't seem like you without your kitty in your avatar!
edit on 2/22/2017 by Martin75 because: (no reason given)




posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 07:27 AM
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a reply to: Martin75

my kitten up and left on me


now, i go house to house with my avatar



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 07:28 AM
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a reply to: Martin75

my kitten up and left on me


now, i go house to house with my avatar
just kidding

double post, sorry
he only looks like above cat, but we know that sad trick from the parents...
it's not him.
edit on 22-2-2017 by peppycat because: well time to rescue a new kid



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 07:29 AM
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a reply to: peppycat

I Noticed your absynth ...

Then the green fairy got me !!




posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 07:32 AM
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a reply to: Timely

that one from st. Nick got me a couple o days ago, good stuff!



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 07:33 AM
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a reply to: Timely

things that make you go hmmmm?



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 07:34 AM
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a reply to: Vector99

no, that one until it is perfected!



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 07:38 AM
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originally posted by: Vector99
a reply to: peppycat

I would try to make a new joke, just saying.

okay here goes,
a man walks into a bar and asks a chick what time is it,
she ignores him
and music plays on the juke box,
busta move...
she realises he is there and say's nice try budd...buy yourself a soda and move along.
mean but hey, i try



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 07:40 AM
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a reply to: TOMFROMOZ

one one of the cutest jokes so far!



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 07:42 AM
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a reply to: hutch622

this is not something i get, how many of the three are female?



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 07:45 AM
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a reply to: peppycat




A rabbi , a priest and a nun walk into a bar . The barman says , is this some kind of joke .





this is not something i get, how many of the three are female?


Oh dear , one .
edit on 22-2-2017 by hutch622 because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 07:46 AM
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gotta jet, thanks folks for stopping in...ya made my morning

and i am excited over going outdoors again!
and some grub yo!

edit on 22-2-2017 by peppycat because: God bless ya folks, in the name of Christ our lord...



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 07:54 AM
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Sales rep driving in the country, sees a white flash.

It happens again !
This time he gets a focus on it and follows it in to
A local farm ... here he greets the farmer and asks him if he saw that white flash ?

The farmer says " Oh you mean the three legged chicken ! "

" Yep ! Bred them myself ! " ...
"We used to fight over the drumsticks being just the three of us ! So I bred them to have three legs ! "

The curious sales rep asks " How do they taste ? "

The response ...

" Don't know ! Aint caught one yet ! "



edit on 22-2-2017 by Timely because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 08:02 AM
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Q) What do you call a boomerang that does not come back ?

A) A Stick


edit on 22-2-2017 by Timely because: Hating on phone again ! Railing at the android !!



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 08:22 AM
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Mary Jane was at the movies with her boyfriend when he started to put his hand down her shirt.

She laughed and she laughed and she laughed.

Because she knew her money was in her sock.




posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 08:27 AM
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a reply to: Timely

Good lord , i told that joke in primary school , i am now 55 .



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 08:42 AM
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Peppy darling. Why are you wearing a sword now? Even thought it is pretty.



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 09:05 AM
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a reply to: peppycat
Peppy that is so sad! I am so sorry your kitty is gone!
Hopefully life will send you another friend to bond with.



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 10:42 AM
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a reply to: Martin75

thanks, maybe another type of creature...Will scared the crap out of a Raccoon in the home and they aere tough to become friends with, i would like a skunk to chill out with, personally.
I guess i'll hope for a cat that sticks around and doesn;t side with the dad of the house all the time.
take care, i'd rescue a cat, but that's 80 bucks and Will was only 40 bucks...
so, there is little girl i will call Pitter Patter, but i want my own kitten at my own place.



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 10:44 AM
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a reply to: angeldoll

protection againts malware...
i mean i am not allowed to go places without one.
have a chill day, thanks for chillen here at this thread...however brief.



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