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the one joke i keep trying for

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posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 04:29 AM
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so, peppy walks into a building to shop and at the counter is all, "oh i'm good, ya know"
after the cashier asks how is the storm is treating you.
meaning to ask the date, peppy asks, "oh do you know what year it is? i mean whats today?"
The cashier forgets what day and year it is as well and peppy picks up the conversation with..
"i need some food, how are you?"
the punch line is, "nobody knows what day it is!"




posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 04:47 AM
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a reply to: peppycat


Haha but for real what year is it ?



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 04:47 AM
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a reply to: peppycat

Ummm .. keep trying !





posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 04:52 AM
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a reply to: Timely
That is nearly as bad as the two sailors scrubbing the deck ...

One says where's the soap ?

The other says ... hell yeah !!










( Wears the soap )

What's the difference between a duck ?

One of its legs is both the same !




posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 04:54 AM
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posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 05:01 AM
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One says where's the soap ?


Thats the third in my trilogy .Heres the first .

Two boys were sitting on a jetty dangling their feet in the water . An old man comes along and says . I wouldn't put my feet in the water if i was you , a shark could come along and bite off your toes . One of the boys answers , thats alright my dad has a typewriter .



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 05:37 AM
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a reply to: peppycat

I would try to make a new joke, just saying.



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 05:45 AM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird

Sorry ... sort of ... not !

* winks at Chirp ...



edit on 22-2-2017 by Timely because: mobile fone phingers ... !



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 05:50 AM
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originally posted by: hutch622
a reply to: Timely




One says where's the soap ?


Thats the third in my trilogy .Heres the first .

Two boys were sitting on a jetty dangling their feet in the water . An old man comes along and says . I wouldn't put my feet in the water if i was you , a shark could come along and bite off your toes . One of the boys answers , thats alright my dad has a typewriter .


OK.

What is the difference between a mouse ?










... The higher the spins ... the fewer.


edit on 22-2-2017 by Timely because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 05:54 AM
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a reply to: Timely

Why is a duck .

Yes it is isnt it .
edit on 22-2-2017 by hutch622 because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 06:00 AM
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Your riding a camel at 90mph and hit a brick wall at at 60mph, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?...



None because penguins don't fly.


edit on 2/22/2017 by jappee because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 06:07 AM
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a reply to: Whynotman

we both had no idea for about 5-6 seconds, day, month, year. it is wedsnday, 2/22/2017!
the hypothetical situation was yesterday and i'll go home to mexico...i mean, i have my Drivers liscense, sir...



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 06:08 AM
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a reply to: jappee

Ah yes, a situation i am familier with.



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 06:12 AM
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a reply to: Timely

to speak in public, everyday..or on the phone, over a loud speaker...getting better every decade!

and i only drank brown absynth today



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 06:25 AM
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and i only drank brown absynth today

2 muffins are baking in an oven

one says "man it's really hot in here"

the other says "holy # a talking muffin!"






posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 06:27 AM
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a reply to: Vector99

according to Antoine levey's historical texts one muffen, was put in the oven and his sister rescues him.



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 06:51 AM
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originally posted by: Vector99
a reply to: peppycat




and i only drank brown absynth today

2 muffins are baking in an oven

one says "man it's really hot in here"

the other says "holy # a talking muffin!"





haha
This is the only joke in this thread so far I got, the rest went straight over my head.

Ill throw one in

Whats the worlds stingyest animal?
A horse

Why you say? Coz when it runs it goes kutikut kutikut kutikut *da dum doosh*

Its funny if your Malaysian



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 06:58 AM
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a reply to: IkNOwSTuff

A rabbi , a priest and a nun walk into a bar . The barman says , is this some kind of joke .



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 07:10 AM
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Cant resist....

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neek up on it!!





How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way, you neek up on it!!



posted on Feb, 22 2017 @ 07:13 AM
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What's the two sexiest animals on a farm?...


Brown chicken, brown cow.


edit on 2/22/2017 by jappee because: (no reason given)



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