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One says where's the soap ?
originally posted by: hutch622
a reply to: Timely
One says where's the soap ?
Thats the third in my trilogy .Heres the first .
Two boys were sitting on a jetty dangling their feet in the water . An old man comes along and says . I wouldn't put my feet in the water if i was you , a shark could come along and bite off your toes . One of the boys answers , thats alright my dad has a typewriter .
originally posted by: Vector99
a reply to: peppycat
and i only drank brown absynth today
2 muffins are baking in an oven
one says "man it's really hot in here"
the other says "holy # a talking muffin!"