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posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 07:55 AM
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originally posted by: savemebarry

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I spend a quiet evening with my wife and return to see this kind of talk?


hmf.

Carry on. . . . . .


Hahahahah Quiet evening with the wife...



I didn't say "whos" wife. . . . . .




posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 08:04 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
It looks as if there might be an ATS meeting in Portland Oregon in June. Everyone that lives in the area is welcome.


And yes. . . . . I will be there.

So who's up for some food, some cocktails, and a chance to look me straight in the eye and say, "Are you insane?"


IT'S A TRAP!



posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 08:07 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I spend a quiet evening with my wife and return to see this kind of talk?



I call that 'Ball gag Tuesday'!



posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 08:45 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy




and a chance to look me straight in the eye and say, "Are you insane?"


You are insane DB

I had to free 30 midget Filipino hookers from your basement last week
you were forcing them to build Flux Capacitors from cereal boxes, horse dung and Lego

I wont even go into why you needed
A Goat
A Hosepipe
and a pack of Menthols







edit on 15-2-2017 by kibric because: boo



posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 09:00 AM
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a reply to: kibric

Thank you...THAT explains why I couldn't find midget Filipino hookers ANYWHERE last month.

Had to settle for Sri lankan strippers with bad posture.

#NotTheSameAsMidgetFilipinoHookers



posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 09:18 AM
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originally posted by: kibric
a reply to: DBCowboy




and a chance to look me straight in the eye and say, "Are you insane?"


You are insane DB

I had to free 30 midget Filipino hookers from your basement last week
you were forcing them to build Flux Capacitors from cereal boxes, horse dung and Lego

I wont even go into why you needed
A Goat
A Hosepipe
and a pack of Menthols








because I like to smoke menthols.

Silly.



posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 09:20 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: kibric

Thank you...THAT explains why I couldn't find midget Filipino hookers ANYWHERE last month.

Had to settle for Sri lankan strippers with bad posture.

#NotTheSameAsMidgetFilipinoHookers


They're called "little people" or "hobbits".

#PoliticallyCorrectHookersLivesMatter



posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 09:21 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

cant keep a straight face now




posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 09:42 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: kibric

Thank you...THAT explains why I couldn't find midget Filipino hookers ANYWHERE last month.

Had to settle for Sri lankan strippers with bad posture.

#NotTheSameAsMidgetFilipinoHookers


They're called "little people" or "hobbits".

#PoliticallyCorrectHookersLivesMatter



"sex worker", thank you very much.

You're looking for "dwarvensexworkerslivesmatter"



posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 09:46 AM
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originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: kibric

Thank you...THAT explains why I couldn't find midget Filipino hookers ANYWHERE last month.

Had to settle for Sri lankan strippers with bad posture.

#NotTheSameAsMidgetFilipinoHookers


They're called "little people" or "hobbits".

#PoliticallyCorrectHookersLivesMatter



"sex worker", thank you very much.

You're looking for "dwarvensexworkerslivesmatter"



Actually, when I file my credit card expenses, they're called "consultants".



posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 09:59 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: kibric

Thank you...THAT explains why I couldn't find midget Filipino hookers ANYWHERE last month.

Had to settle for Sri lankan strippers with bad posture.

#NotTheSameAsMidgetFilipinoHookers


They're called "little people" or "hobbits".

#PoliticallyCorrectHookersLivesMatter



"sex worker", thank you very much.

You're looking for "dwarvensexworkerslivesmatter"



Actually, when I file my credit card expenses, they're called "consultants".


I always pay them 'under the table'...because that's where they live.



posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 12:16 PM
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originally posted by: Justso
Too many yankees going-any southerners planning to meet? Only way I would feel safe. Ya'll are all scary.


Excuse me, but out West we don't have any "Yankees." That's an East Coast thing, and "back East" is defined as anything east of Spokane. Yankees and southerners both talk funny. That's how you can tell.



posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 12:28 PM
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originally posted by: schuyler

originally posted by: Justso
Too many yankees going-any southerners planning to meet? Only way I would feel safe. Ya'll are all scary.


Excuse me, but out West we don't have any "Yankees." That's an East Coast thing, and "back East" is defined as anything east of Spokane. Yankees and southerners both talk funny. That's how you can tell.



You nailed that.

Yankees and southerners... "partisan funny talkers" is more like it.




posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 01:31 PM
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Well said my fellow ATS'er




posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 05:11 PM
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My post was neutered. Someone was offended. Lemme try again.

DB I regret to inform you that I shall not be attending. I apologize for any inconvenience this will cause you but I assure you that your wallet will be happier without me there.



posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 07:08 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Abysha

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: kibric

Thank you...THAT explains why I couldn't find midget Filipino hookers ANYWHERE last month.

Had to settle for Sri lankan strippers with bad posture.

#NotTheSameAsMidgetFilipinoHookers


Don't you mean massage therapists?

They're called "little people" or "hobbits".

#PoliticallyCorrectHookersLivesMatter



"sex worker", thank you very much.

You're looking for "dwarvensexworkerslivesmatter"



Actually, when I file my credit card expenses, they're called "consultants".


Don't you mean massage therapists?
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posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 07:15 PM
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So, where are we? How many people are coming to Portland to cold cock El Creepo?




edit on 15-2-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: President, Jacygirl fan club.



posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 07:17 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well, im going early for my 50th may 10th at PokPok on Division st.

DBCOWBOY wanna take a jab
we will be the party of around 20 pepes actin fools



posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 08:04 PM
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a reply to: BlueJacket

I'll put it on my calendar.




posted on Feb, 15 2017 @ 08:08 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Ill be the drunk old guy



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