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Win a chance to punch DBCowboy in the face

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posted on May, 3 2017 @ 06:20 PM
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originally posted by: Abysha
We have those too. I'm not talking about transmen, either. I'm talking women who just don't shave (or pluck). Personally, being the quasi-hetero woman I am... I kinda find it hot. PCOS is a bitch by itself. PCOS mixed with Portland is a confusing androgynous dreamland/nightmare, depending on who you are.


Not me, I like my women to look like women and for all the men to drop dead.




posted on May, 3 2017 @ 06:29 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Abysha
We have those too. I'm not talking about transmen, either. I'm talking women who just don't shave (or pluck). Personally, being the quasi-hetero woman I am... I kinda find it hot. PCOS is a bitch by itself. PCOS mixed with Portland is a confusing androgynous dreamland/nightmare, depending on who you are.


Not me, I like my women to look like women and for all the men to drop dead.


You want to drop dead?



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 06:33 PM
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originally posted by: Abysha
You want to drop dead?


I may if it's just me and 3.5billion women. I'm a stud but that may be a stretch even for me.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 06:36 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Abysha
You want to drop dead?


I may if it's just me and 3.5billion women. I'm a stud but that may be a stretch even for me.


Well, I make a great agent. Just saying. Pimping out "the only man alive" wouldn't exactly be a challenge. And I'd make bank.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 06:37 PM
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originally posted by: Abysha
Well, I make a great agent. Just saying. Pimping out "the only man alive" wouldn't exactly be a challenge. And I'd make bank.


As long as you have a firm pimp hand I think this arrangement may work, I have a tendency to get uppity.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 06:41 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Abysha
Well, I make a great agent. Just saying. Pimping out "the only man alive" wouldn't exactly be a challenge. And I'd make bank.


As long as you have a firm pimp hand I think this arrangement may work, I have a tendency to get uppity.



Oh gods... I get to punch DC and play backhand/fronthand with The Masonicus?

But you know I only do it because you my best ho, right?



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 06:42 PM
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originally posted by: Abysha
But you know I only do it because you my best ho, right?


I am your Bottom B.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 08:02 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Abysha
But you know I only do it because you my best ho, right?


I am your Bottom B.


By process of elimination, mind you. But yeah. I guess turnover would be pretty final in that market.



posted on May, 10 2017 @ 02:14 PM
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In Portland now...eating a BAAT and drinkin a Proletariat Red at the 5th Quadrant NE side Williams and Failing...Pok Pok tonight!



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 05:27 PM
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Because it was spring in Paris...after the war...We were young...and she had huge pendulous bre...

OH...Sorry.
Wrong thread.
nvm.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 06:01 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Interestingly enough...my extremely left good friend, after drinking numerous drinks at Whiskey after a big night of pok pok....actually took a poke at me for saying drunkenly i would probably only vote 3rd party ever again.

I mean the guy is 5'6 150, Im 6'2 225 hes lucky that Im conservative with hitting back as I get older. Oh Oregon...snif what has happened to you?



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 06:20 PM
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a reply to: BlueJacket

People have lost their damned minds.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 06:22 PM
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originally posted by: BlueJacket
a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh Oregon...snif what has happened to you?


We have to nuke Portland from orbit!

It's the only way to be sure.
edit on 12-5-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 06:56 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I say go for it.

It's too late for me.

I grew a top-knot and wear a hoodie now.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 07:04 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

A virulent strain, indeed.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 07:09 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Go on without me. . . . .





posted on Jun, 13 2017 @ 10:50 AM
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Are there any other contestants besides me? I mean it's cool if there isn't, I've been working on my knuckle-palm.



posted on Jun, 14 2017 @ 07:49 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?










edit on 14-6-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: networkdude has no beer because a demon stole it



posted on Jun, 14 2017 @ 09:37 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm still working on being there, things are a bit "fluid" right now though.



posted on Jun, 20 2017 @ 06:56 PM
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DB how is your party going?


Is it time for Fondue?



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