Win a chance to punch DBCowboy in the face

I have a couple gigs in June but if I can I'll be there.

No hair on my pizza, though.

I would come but the fascist nazi might rub off

On everyone

Gone June 1-2-3-4-5 and June 17-25th. Any other time yer just four hours away.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It looks as if there might be an ATS meeting in Portland Oregon in June. Everyone that lives in the area is welcome.


And yes. . . . . I will be there.

So who's up for some food, some cocktails, and a chance to look me straight in the eye and say, "Are you insane?"

Can I use food stamps to enter?

originally posted by: seeker1963

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It looks as if there might be an ATS meeting in Portland Oregon in June. Everyone that lives in the area is welcome.


And yes. . . . . I will be there.

So who's up for some food, some cocktails, and a chance to look me straight in the eye and say, "Are you insane?"

Can I use food stamps to enter?

Sure, how do you think I'm paying for dinner!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Sure, how do you think I'm paying for dinner!

I thought we were all just going to make a break for the door and hoped they only shot the slowest diner.

a reply to: Sillyolme

I wouldn't want to wake up dirty and naked in his basement either.

a reply to: DBCowboy


Any idea where all these drinks (and punches) are going to be? I have suggestions if you're all stumped.

So looking forward to this!

originally posted by: PillarOfFire
I wouldn't want to wake up dirty and naked in his basement either.

Why is waking up dirty and naked so bad? At least it means getting the hose is much easier.

Do you clowns have like a circus tent in the woods and ugly masks, turning people dumb enough to show up into cotton candy reservoirs of blood?

No thanks I get enough clowning right here.

originally posted by: Abysha
Any idea where all these drinks (and punches) are going to be?

Drinks-in my face.

Punches-in DB's face.

(I may have that reversed, not sure)

I will try and plan a "plumbing gig" in that area so i can join the party and have a plausible alibi.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The hose is greatly underappreciated in prison.

As much as I might like to punch you in the face ... that's a long drive through some of the more ill-favored country in this nation.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Portland Oregon

There needs to be more states between us

originally posted by: ketsuko
As much as I might like to punch you in the face ... that's a long drive through some of the more ill-favored country in this nation.

This guy named Orville Redenbacher invited the flying thing which flies you to places you would normally drive to and most likely save you from being ambushed by natives during your journey.

Well, it's nice to see so much enthusiasm. DB has certainly found the perfect way to get everyone's attention.

But, guys, did none of you stop to wonder what he's trying to fatten you up for ?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Abysha
Any idea where all these drinks (and punches) are going to be?

Drinks-in my face.

Punches-in DB's face.

(I may have that reversed, not sure)

But where will said faces be?

Honestly, I think a game of Chardee MacDennis would make more sense in this situation.

originally posted by: Abysha
But where will said faces be?

I'll let the Cowboy tell you in case he changes venues from the one we were talking about earlier.

originally posted by: Abysha
a reply to: DBCowboy


Any idea where all these drinks (and punches) are going to be? I have suggestions if you're all stumped.

So looking forward to this!

I'm thinking Ruth Chris for dinner, but I don't know anything downtown for drinks.