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posted on May, 2 2017 @ 11:36 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: angelchemuel

If my wife found out that I was flying beautiful women from the UK over here, she'd have me shot.





How about Milo....





edit on 2-5-2017 by olaru12 because: (no reason given)




posted on May, 2 2017 @ 10:53 PM
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originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: angelchemuel

If my wife found out that I was flying beautiful women from the UK over here, she'd have me shot.





How about Milo....






Why doesn't your wife know how to shoot a gun with a fair amount of accuracy? I sense oppression with gun power.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 09:04 AM
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So where are we at with all this? Is it still the same bat time and same bat channel? What's the head count?

I tried going back and looking but it's like trying to follow a piece of lint in my eye.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 09:31 AM
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a reply to: Abysha

Hes been shy lately cause apparently Auggie gave him the donkey punch.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 10:37 AM
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originally posted by: Abysha
So where are we at with all this? Is it still the same bat time and same bat channel? What's the head count?


I believe it is, DB should have the attendees.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 11:01 AM
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Caitlyn Jenner canceled.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 11:09 AM
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Karl Rove is still attending.

As is Steve Colbert. Colbert said he might have some free time on his hands.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 11:35 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

What time will you all be presenting Chelsea with her very important major award?



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 12:06 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

What time will you all be presenting Chelsea with her very important major award?


Right after Hillary does her presentation on how she killed Bin Laden.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 12:26 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Right after Hillary does her presentation on how she killed Bin Laden.


I light a candle every day to honor the fact that her Medusa-like visage turned that rat bastard to stone.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 01:01 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Brian Williams was there, he wrote all about it.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 01:27 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Brian Williams was there, he wrote all about it.


And it won a Pulitzer Prize.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 02:00 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

And a Grammy!



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 05:19 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Caitlyn Jenner canceled.


Smart. She's probably the only trans person on the planet not welcome in Portland.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 05:25 PM
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originally posted by: Abysha
She's probably the only trans person on the planet not welcome in Portland.


If you would only ban the hipsters...



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 05:39 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Abysha
She's probably the only trans person on the planet not welcome in Portland.


If you would only ban the hipsters...


Then who would make my artisan tofu beard hair wraps?!



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 05:43 PM
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originally posted by: Abysha
Then who would make my artisan tofu beard hair wraps?!


Maybe put some of those underpass dwellers to work.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 06:13 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Abysha
Then who would make my artisan tofu beard hair wraps?!


Maybe put some of those underpass dwellers to work.


I've told you before... "urban campers"

And I know a lot of them (that soup kitchen I joked about a few pages ago is real).

I gotta say... I'd prefer many of them behind the counter than some of the folks that I see serving me food. I mean... I love these people, I really do, but... they sell beard nets for a reason.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 06:15 PM
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originally posted by: Abysha
I gotta say... I'd prefer many of them behind the counter than some of the folks that I see serving me food. I mean... I love these people, I really do, but... they sell beard nets for a reason.


I hear you, I wish those chicks I had helping last time would have put theirs on.




edit on 3-5-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on May, 3 2017 @ 06:18 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Abysha
I gotta say... I'd prefer many of them behind the counter than some of the folks that I see serving me food. I mean... I love these people, I really do, but... they sell beard nets for a reason.


I hear you, I wish those chicks I had helping last time would have put theirs on.





We have those too. I'm not talking about transmen, either. I'm talking women who just don't shave (or pluck). Personally, being the quasi-hetero woman I am... I kinda find it hot. PCOS is a bitch by itself. PCOS mixed with Portland is a confusing androgynous dreamland/nightmare, depending on who you are.



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