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Win a chance to punch DBCowboy in the face

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posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 09:22 AM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Pilates and I wear yoga pants underneath everything.




posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 09:38 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I wish my hips were as slim as DBs


He's gonna be on the cover of the next Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

Actually, they are giving him four covers to fit it all in.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 09:47 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: zazzafrazz

Pilates and I wear yoga pants underneath everything.


I visited your support group:



Going to rinse my eyes with bleach now.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 10:06 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Here you go. . . .




posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 05:41 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Lazy sunday watching an Expedition Unknown episode on D B Cooper who interestingly may have hailed and bailed Portland.
Tell me DB.
Have you ever worked with TV tube manufacturing?
And have you ever buried a military parachute....



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 05:56 PM
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On the advice of council, I'd like to formally exert my 5th Amendment rights.

And talk about car keys and shiny lights!

How about that Trump guy, huh?

So tell me, who do you think is going to win the Oscars tonight? I think it'll be an actor and/or an actress.

Probably for some film of some sort.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 06:01 PM
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crap, forgot they were on tonight and I have some colleagues in there! make a oscars thread like the Super Bowl one so we can have a laff.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 06:22 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

I'd be obligated to watch it then.

Thanks, but I'll watch "Son of Zorn" reruns before I watch the Oscars.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 07:46 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'd be obligated to watch it then.

Thanks, but I'll watch "Son of Zorn" reruns before I watch the Oscars.


I'll be watching Homeland since it will have less politics than the Oscars.



posted on Feb, 26 2017 @ 07:55 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The State of the Union Address will have less politics than the Oscars.

And better boob shots too.



posted on Feb, 27 2017 @ 04:04 AM
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a reply to: schuyler

Really, have you heard a Minnesotan? 20 years of "what?"



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 09:08 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Just bumping this as we are getting closer to Zero Hour and some good old fashioned clean face punching fun.

I have been toughening my hands under the cruel tutelage of Pei Mai. I am ready.






edit on 1-5-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 09:26 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I've been drinking heavily.



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 09:34 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I find that so very surprising.



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 09:40 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Been doing yoga also.

Some may call it stumbling around while blind drunk, but I call it a "core" workout with stretching.



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 09:44 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Some may call it stumbling around while blind drunk, but I call it a "core" workout with stretching.


Speaking of stretching things, does your easy chair still whimper when you come near?



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 10:00 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It openly sobs now when ever I get near it.

Kinda like my wife.



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 01:03 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I shall be arriving a month early Im afraid. Arrive in Portland next week...gonna have to find someone else to punch...unlee of course DB wants to come by Pok Pok May 10th...

Damn fine whole chicken wings



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 01:10 PM
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a reply to: BlueJacket

I'll just give you his house and office addresses so you can show up and punch him at your leisure.

Just be sure to free Gunther when you do.



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 02:22 PM
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Gunther wearing vinyl and a gimpball?



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