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posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 05:50 AM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird

Oh I have no doubt that we will laugh our way through this day.


I will be completely avoiding anywhere that people are showing off their presents though and bragging about their perfect lives. (*cough* facebook) Woke up to an angry dude with a plunger and a plugged toilet.
Tentatively drank one coffee and am praying my bladder can hold one more. *sigh*
jacy




posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 06:01 AM
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Tentatively drank one coffee and am praying my bladder can hold one more. *sigh*
jacy


Hmmmmmm...

Listen to that tap of cold water running...



Buwhahahahahahahahahaha....



Warmest

Lags
edit on 14-2-2017 by Lagomorphe because: Crap editing



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 06:04 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: TNMockingbird

Oh I have no doubt that we will laugh our way through this day.


I will be completely avoiding anywhere that people are showing off their presents though and bragging about their perfect lives. (*cough* facebook) Woke up to an angry dude with a plunger and a plugged toilet.
Tentatively drank one coffee and am praying my bladder can hold one more. *sigh*
jacy

*cough*





posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 06:13 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Really?
I hope your leg itches like it's infested with the fleas of a thousand pink gerbils.


TNMockingbird....I love that pic of us, so carefree! (Is that before or after all the carnage, my memory's getting bad)

All this VD love is making me feel warm and fuzzy.
jacy



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 06:19 AM
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Speaking of VD, nobody ever got an STD from masturbation.



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 06:21 AM
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a reply to: JinMI
Happy Valentine's Day Jin!



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 06:23 AM
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Listen, I loved all of you. Long time.



Oh, if it burns when you make pee-pee, it's not my fault.



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 06:26 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Here we go....



The first gif is a ghost of VD past!



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 06:30 AM
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a reply to: Bigburgh
Kisses for everyone!



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 06:34 AM
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a reply to: Martin75



Lol... spread the cheer of VD!
Everyone is showing up as I have to go.
But I'll be back! Keeping looged in.



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 06:38 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

Listen, I loved all of you.



Wait...are you really Ozzy? Cuz that would explain so much!




posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 06:39 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Past tense, sister.



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 06:40 AM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: Lagomorphe

Really?
I hope your leg itches like it's infested with the fleas of a thousand pink gerbils.


TNMockingbird....I love that pic of us, so carefree! (Is that before or after all the carnage, my memory's getting bad)

All this VD love is making me feel warm and fuzzy.
jacy


Pink Gerbils DO NOT have fleas...


Warmest

Lags



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 06:44 AM
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Well I made an idiot of myself -- AGAIN ha, had to laugh when I read some of the post's and realized that it was Valentines day Not veteran's day.

Flaming numb brained idiot that I am.

Still worth a laugh.



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 06:46 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

Past tense, sister.








Out the door i gooooooo...
Love you all!



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 06:50 AM
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a reply to: Bigburgh

See ya later Bigburgh!
(that response made me shed a tear too)



jacy
P.S. I'm sure pink gerbils have pink fleas, but I'm not an expert...hehe...



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 07:02 AM
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I always heard the best way to share VD was with seafood!

I never had the heart to try it, but some say the most memorable part was after the moment, not during.

Ahem...



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 07:23 AM
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a reply to: Bigburgh
No! STOP! Don't go!



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 07:31 AM
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a reply to: JinMI

I didn't think that "happy" and "VD" went together. Well, I guess it could if you're into that sort of thing.



posted on Feb, 14 2017 @ 07:32 AM
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a reply to: JinMI


Ummm...happy VD...?

Now who in their right mind wishes the gift that keeps on giving on anyone...

Happy STD...sheesh...

OOPS...after reading the OP and thread...it looks like I pulled that one out late...



YouSir
edit on 14-2-2017 by YouSir because: of that leaky faucet...



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