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Mommy porn at the box office

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posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:11 AM
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a reply to: intrptr

Eraserhead is another great family movie. Try explaining that to Grandma.


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posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:14 AM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: knowledgehunter0986


Oh I know that. Women are more mentality aroused than physically. That's why they want more romance than men.

I just wonder how many men got laid last night after their women got home from this movie.
Inquiring minds want to know.


I'd imagine not many, having to go home just to realize your husband isn't a handsome nymphomaniac billionaire.



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:22 AM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: intrptr

Eraserhead is another great family movie. Try explaining that to Grandma.


Dug that too. My family stopped going to the theatre a long time ago. Me too for that matter. And not because of the hi tech movie experience, thats great.

(old school whine)They just don't make them like they used to...



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986

originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: knowledgehunter0986


Oh I know that. Women are more mentality aroused than physically. That's why they want more romance than men.

I just wonder how many men got laid last night after their women got home from this movie.
Inquiring minds want to know.


I'd imagine not many, having to go home just to realize your husband isn't a handsome nymphomaniac billionaire.



Well I'm sure most of them don't look like the movies female lead either.
You catch the fish with the bait you have.



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:31 AM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22
You catch the fish with the bait you have.


Or chloroform, that works too.



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:34 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

A bit slow, I prefer hand cuffs and ball gags.
Going by the theatre, loads of women are cool with it too.



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:34 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Bluntone22
You catch the fish with the bait you have.


Or chloroform, that works too.


How many MILFs does it take to change a light bulb? There are no lights in my MILF dungeons.



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:35 AM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22
A bit slow...


Not if they struggle.

And they always struggle.



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:37 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh crap, this has to be a terms violation....lol



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:37 AM
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a reply to: Bluntone22

The estrogen fumes in that theater must've been intense...

The men probably came out developing man-boobs.



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:39 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

They probably all ovulated at the same time too.



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:39 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I didn't see the crowd going in or out of the movie so I don't know the demographics.
That would be interesting.



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:42 AM
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I feel sorry for the cleaners that had to get those seats ready to use again. This thread is endangered.

a reply to: IAMTAT


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posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:48 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

They probably all ovulated at the same time too.



On behalf of frisky billionaires everywhere, I hope there's another sequel.

Trump's popularity with women must be soaring.



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:50 AM
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Well I started it to poke fun at soccer mom's and their desire for "kinda sorta" porn.

I will admit it has broken down from there.



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:51 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
On behalf of frisky billionaires everywhere, I hope there's another sequel.


This literary masterpiece had three parts so it stands to reason there will be a third film which will obviously enable this series to rival The Lord of the Rings for the title of greatest trilogy ever produced.




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posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:52 AM
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originally posted by: Bluntone22
a reply to: CulturalResilience

Well I started it to poke fun at soccer mom's and their desire for "kinda sorta" porn.

I will admit it has broken down from there.


Okay...back on to the topic of porn and fun poking soccer moms...



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 09:54 AM
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Its Saturday afternoon and there's still twenty minuets until England v Wales. I hope it lasts until then at least. a reply to: Bluntone22



posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 10:49 AM
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"50 Shades of Grossssss!"

Sal

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posted on Feb, 11 2017 @ 10:57 AM
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I guess this just proves that a movies quality has nothing to do with ticket salesI guess this just proves that a movies quality has nothing to do with ticket sales


Interesting pint. La la land, a good musical movie, I enjoyed it so far has made about 300 million.

Sing street a amazing musical and probably better than la la land in my view yet made 13million.

Ticket sales and quality mean nothing



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