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Made-up men reflect changing $50bn male "grooming" industry-I've Tried to ignore it

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posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 05:21 PM
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originally posted by: Shamrock6
a reply to: CranialSponge

No Wild Cherry, but it does have SPF in it


never mind.

Just being silly.
edit on 4-2-2017 by DBCowboy because: (no reason given)




posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 05:30 PM
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a reply to: CranialSponge

Rock bands don't count.

Between teenage girls and flusies.

Their masculinity is never in question.



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 05:37 PM
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a reply to: neo96

Hmm. Then let's flesh this out, shall we?

Masculine men can wear make-up because their manhood is never in question.

Male politicians can wear make-up because, don't you know how washed out those lights make you look?

Male rock stars can wear make-up because we know they're not gay! Just look at the groupies!

However, wimpy emasculated guys are not allowed to wear make-up because someone could beat the cr@p out of them. Also they're probably gay and really should keep their gayness to themselves.

Did I cover all the bases?


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posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 06:04 PM
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originally posted by: zosimov

However, wimpy emasculated guys are not allowed to wear make-up because someone could beat the cr@p out of them. Also they're probably gay and really should keep their gayness to themselves.

Did I cover all the bases?



Almost.

Wimpy emasculated men are usually married, beaten down by life, drink too much, and if they wore make-up, would put to shame everyone else.


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posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 06:06 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

lol, cheers mate!



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 06:07 PM
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a reply to: zosimov

Really it's a lot simpler than that: the only guys that can wear makeup are guys that certain folks approve of wearing makeup because of arbitrary reasons they make up on the fly.



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 06:20 PM
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a reply to: Shamrock6

No, it's more simple than that - for theatrical purposes only.



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 06:22 PM
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a reply to: kosmicjack

"All the world's a stage..." my dear KJ



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 06:23 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Shamrock6
a reply to: CranialSponge

No Wild Cherry, but it does have SPF in it


never mind.

Just being silly.


I saw it.

Wimp.



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 06:26 PM
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a reply to: Shamrock6

I thought you'd find it amusing. But I was asked to play nice. Some might not have appreciated it.



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 06:32 PM
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edit on 4-2-2017 by Rikku because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 06:35 PM
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originally posted by: Shamrock6


Wimp.


Incorrect...he said he doesn't wear makeup.



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 06:43 PM
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originally posted by: kosmicjack

originally posted by: Shamrock6


Wimp.


Incorrect...he said he doesn't wear makeup.


I heard he wears Carmex though. And even Burt's Bees when he's feeling extra saucy



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 06:50 PM
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a reply to: Shamrock6

DBC never feels saucy. It's gravy he's into. McCormick. Low sodium.



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 06:52 PM
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Eye shadow isn't considered makeup.

It's just enhancing my existing awesomeness.



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 06:54 PM
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a reply to: kosmicjack

Yea I got nothin for that lol

Dinty Moore beef stew is the shiz though



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 06:56 PM
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originally posted by: kosmicjack
a reply to: Shamrock6

DBC never feels saucy. It's gravy he's into. McCormick. Low sodium.


Pepper gravy facials work!



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 08:01 PM
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All of a sudden, this thread got awesome. Just had to say that. Carry on, please!



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 10:16 PM
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a reply to: zosimov


Wish augustus was around for this one ^.^



posted on Feb, 4 2017 @ 10:59 PM
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originally posted by: Mousygretchen
a reply to: zosimov


Wish augustus was around for this one ^.^



He's getting a bikini wax.

It'll take a while.



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