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posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 02:25 PM
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a reply to: smurfy

Many newer units have built in filters that might suppress a momentary ST elevation when the needle punctures the myocardium.

We're looking at work-arounds for the heart docs.

Well, I'm not.

I get to order white-board markers.





posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 02:25 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I get to order white-board markers.


You're out of toner too.

IAMTAT and I were Xeroxing our asses.




edit on 3-2-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: Zazz 2020!



posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 02:26 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just order Gunther to perform the Seldinger technique on himself.
That way everyone (except Gunther) is entertained.


He's an intern. I make him dance for nickles that I throw at him.



posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 02:27 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I get to order white-board markers.


You're out of toner too.

IAMTAT and I were Xeroxing our asses.











posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 02:28 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just order Gunther to perform the Seldinger technique on himself.
That way everyone (except Gunther) is entertained.


He's an intern. I make him dance for nickles that I throw at him.


If nothing else, Germans are adorable.



posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 02:30 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
He's an intern. I make him dance for nickles that I throw at him.


Do you make him sing Deutschland ueber Alles when you pelt him?



posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 02:31 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just order Gunther to perform the Seldinger technique on himself.
That way everyone (except Gunther) is entertained.


He's an intern. I make him dance for nickles that I throw at him.


If nothing else, Germans are adorable.


They are like tiny kittens that once wanted world domination.



posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 02:32 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
He's an intern. I make him dance for nickles that I throw at him.


Do you make him sing Deutschland ueber Alles when you pelt him?


Nah. Usually something by Katy Perry.


Because it amuses me.



posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 02:33 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Nah. Usually something by Katy Perry.


Nice. Roar would be awesome.



posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 02:36 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just order Gunther to perform the Seldinger technique on himself.
That way everyone (except Gunther) is entertained.


He's an intern. I make him dance for nickles that I throw at him.


If nothing else, Germans are adorable.


They are like tiny kittens that once wanted world domination.


Well, TWICE...but who's counting?

They say 'The Third Reich's the Charm'.



posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 02:46 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
He's an intern. I make him dance for nickles that I throw at him.


Do you make him sing Deutschland ueber Alles when you pelt him?


Germans don't need to be prompted to sing it.



posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 02:48 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

The ingrates want different color markers for the white boards in our offices.

I hate them. I might just punch Gunther (the sad German intern) just to cause some drama.



Grab a glue gun and make ten of these



... so writing looks like this.




Even Gunther might smile.



posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 02:50 PM
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originally posted by: EightAhoy
Even Gunther might smile.


He just told you he was German.



posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 02:51 PM
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Gunther never smiles.

He had it surgically removed.



posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 02:55 PM
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originally posted by: EightAhoy
originally posted by: DBCowboy

The ingrates want different color markers for the white boards in our offices.

I hate them. I might just punch Gunther (the sad German intern) just to cause some drama.



Even Gunther might smile.


It's been said...that when Gunther the Intern smiles...he lights up the entire room (It's actually why he was fired from his last job at the Post Office).
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posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 03:01 PM
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DBCowboy


I am no longer bored..thank you!

I took the words "punch Gunther (the sad German intern) just to cause some drama." and put them into google..( I was unsure who Gunther was) And that lead me to :

Gunther Billings:



and Operation Grief...


Operation Greif (German: Unternehmen Greif; pronounced [ɡʀaɪ̯f], meaning "Griffin") was a special operation commanded by Waffen-SS commando Otto Skorzeny during the Battle of the Bulge in World War II. The operation was the brainchild of Adolf Hitler, and its purpose was to capture one or more of the bridges over the Meuse river before they could be destroyed. German soldiers, wearing captured British and US Army uniforms and using captured Allied vehicles, were to cause confusion in the rear of the Allied lines. A lack of vehicles, uniforms, and equipment limited the operation and it never achieved its original aim of securing the Meuse bridges. more


Once I looked through that.. I found this:


On December 16, 1944 the Battle of the Bulge, or Operation Herbstnebel (Autumn Mist), began. It remains the largest battle the U.S. Army has participated in outside of the U.S. Civil War, and hundreds of books have been penned about it. But it is a German commando operation during the Nazi offensive that has created one of the Second World War's more intriguing mysteries. One that remains unsolved to this day.


Which, I am presently looking through...it is an unsolved mystery. But I wanted to pause enough to thank you for alleviating my boredom just by threatening to punch Gunther.( I still don't know who he is..)


Oh..and also..these are for your employees:



There will never be a complaint about the colors of markers again..and, there is enough for everyone..

Thanks again!
blend57



posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 03:18 PM
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I've spent 30 years in this field, have a college education, decades of experience and what did I do today?

Ordered colored markers.

Now I'm taking Bigly, our new cat to the vet.

I'm going to punch Gunther again.




posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 03:39 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I've spent 30 years in this field, have a college education, decades of experience and what did I do today?

Ordered colored markers.


FYI: If they're NOT also scented...



Your employees will...



P.S. Hope Bigly is okay!



posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 03:39 PM
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Bigly? Is that the orange cat with the small paws?? Reminds of somebody but I just can't put my finger on it...

Make Gunther run your errands! "Hey Gunther! Go buy some colored white-board markers!" "Hey Gunther! Bigly needs her rabies shot!" "Hey Gunther! Augustus drank all my bourbon and I need some for the Super Bowl!!" "Hey Gunther! Did you set your SMART goals like I asked??!!" "Hey Gunther! Flip those ribs in the fridge when you pick up Bigly!"

Work smarter, not harder!!



posted on Feb, 3 2017 @ 03:46 PM
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unfulfilled ?
under appreciated ?

sacrifice a chicken...

or have a read

www.pharmanordsea.co.th...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov...

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