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originally posted by: rickymouse
I wish they would still put tags on our underwear. It is hard to put them on in the dark with the little rubberized screenprint when you get up in the morning. If I turn on the light then the wife gets mad, if you don't, then you get them on backwards sometimes and have to switch them around and the swearing wakes the wife and she bitches.
These new age liberal underwear producers are trying to ruin our lives by creating chaos in the family.
No wonder everyone is so riled up nowadays, the missing underwear tag is causing the problem.
originally posted by: Baddogma
Oh come on... no horn now?
It was dusky yellow-gold with a spiral ridge and the point was oriented up and to the left , depending on seeing the label from the front or back, of course... right?
It likely just changed in the 90's or something with an update from a new advertising company they contracted with, but I know 'fer sure ' it had the "horn of plenty" with fruit spilling out... at one time, but certainly in the 70's - 80's.
Next we'll find out there were no Underoos!
If there are no more records of a horn, then it MUST be another clothing company's label we're all conflating with Fruit O' the Loom, though I'm pretty sure it WAS FotL and have tactile, specific memories of a certain shirt from childhood with that label...
hmmm, but now that surety is fading as if a dream while I'm writing this... dumb brain just doing what it does, I guess.
I give up... if mad cow, then it's been nice. If some lab is injecting false memories into the population, then it works, guys, and please stop it.
If reality is breaking ... then oh well, facts were cool while they lasted and at least my drug abuse didn't matter in the long run.