How Do You Keep An ATS'er In Suspense?

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a reply to: JinMI

Alcohol and posting is bad

a reply to: JinMI

I will tell you next week...

Warmest

Lags

hand them a tamp.. er nm haha!

By refusing to s&f cause I punched that thing 5 or 6 times. Maybe 15. Aww heck s&f!!

a reply to: JinMI

Well don't keep us all in suspense!! Haha

Cryogenic pods.

Oh wait... Oo

are rude jokes allowed here?

Not too rude just a little

How do you confuse an ATS'r (orginally an archaeologist).

Hand them a Tampon and ask them what period it's from.

I'm a woman and it's funny to me. ha ha

originally posted by: LuXTeN
How do you confuse an ATS'r (orginally an archaeologist).

Hand them a Tampon and ask them what period it's from.

I'm a woman and it's funny to me. ha ha

Hmmm, nope, doesn't pass the smell test.

Dude if you don't edit soon you will never let us know how to keep us in suspense...

Oh

a reply to: JinMI

Damn You! Damn you all to hell!

lol..

originally posted by: LuXTeN
How do you confuse an ATS'r (orginally an archaeologist).

Hand them a Tampon and ask them what period it's from.

I'm a woman and it's funny to me. ha ha

Damnit gotta get more beer , you lot keep causing my beer to spill .

a reply to: VengefulGhost

lol .. Oops! haha

I'm a woman and it's funny to me. ha ha

I am a man and it is funny too...

Now, can you please send me your adress so that I can send you the bill for my coffee splattered computer screen that has just exploded after my morning breakfast was expulsed from both nostrils at a high pressure rate?

Warmest respects

Lags

a reply to: Lagomorphe

lol, sorry. haha

a reply to: LuXTeN

I think thats a great joke! Im going to use it at work. Thanks!

a reply to: LuXTeN
From my old career:

Why are there so many female archaeologists?
They're great at digging up the past!