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Mexican President: We’re going to build a tunnel and make America pay for it.

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posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 06:56 AM
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WORLD NEWS Mexican President: We’re going to build a tunnel Royston Butterscotch
ByRoyston ButterscotchPosted on January 26, 2017
Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto has announced that Mexico is going to build a tunnel under the Mexico/US border.

He said that the Americans were going to pay for the tunnel, which will cost $324bn.

He told WalesOnCraic:





“Trump can boast all he likes about his f*cking wall. I said to the missis last night night that I should build a tunnel instead. She said that it was a good idea so I got up out of bed to draw some designs. I was there with a blank piece of paper and pen. It took me a good few hours but I eventually came up with something perfect. It’s of cylindrical design and will go underground.”

The White House haven’t responded to the announcement, saying that they are still arguing about how many people turned up at Trump’s inauguration.

www.walesoncraic.com...




posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:00 AM
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Persident should know, he should Never argue with Donald , he will drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience.


edit on 27-1-2017 by Pandaram because: (no reason given)


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posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:01 AM
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Click bait to satirical story.. shame on you..



posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:02 AM
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a reply to: Misterlondon

Click bait my ass.


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posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:02 AM
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a reply to: Pandaram

Your source is a satire joke site.
Your thread should be in the jokes forum.



posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:02 AM
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Being the president of Mexico is like being president of the 3rd grade student body.


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posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:09 AM
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originally posted by: Pandaram
a reply to: Misterlondon

Click bait my ass.


From the website you linked:

"WalesOnCraic is a spoof news site so all stories must be considered a load of hairy bollocks"



posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:10 AM
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a reply to: Pandaram

Ay como quiero mis vecinos Mexicanos. Con su sentido de humor inimitable. O tal vez no son tan originales.

Gotta love my Mexican neighbors! With their inimitable sense of humor.

Or on second thought, maybe they're not so original!



posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:10 AM
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aside from the source being a satirical site, a cylindrical design that will go underground.........um, yea, that's a tunnel alright. Next week on Builder Bob's, making a square. (hint, all sides will be of equal dimensions!)



posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:10 AM
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a reply to: Pandaram

This should be in the jokes forum...Just in case you were in a dissociate state when your wrote this...I'll remind you here

www.abovetopsecret.com...


internet trolling become crime in UK. 2years prison for offenders.





internet trolling become major crime in uk from today. if proven, trolls will be sentence to 2 years in prison. law makers call the issue as, (trolls are) poison seeds in the society.



posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:13 AM
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a reply to: network dude

Pandaram have 1 too many papadum



posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:21 AM
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edit on 27-1-2017 by Trueman because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:23 AM
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DAMMIT, this is EXACTLY why i wanted a moat!

with piranha and lazer beams.....



posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:38 AM
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a reply to: Pandaram

Geeze more tabloid crap,do some research,as usual the media has to make up a good story,waste of time



posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:41 AM
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originally posted by: dashen
DAMMIT, this is EXACTLY why i wanted a moat!

with piranha and lazer beams.....


sharks.....damnit man, it's sharks with frickin lazer beams. (and always use finger quotes when mentioning "lazer beams" )



posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:42 AM
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Lol. Now this I DO believe.



posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:44 AM
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originally posted by: dashen
DAMMIT, this is EXACTLY why i wanted a moat!

with piranha and lazer beams.....


I'll go for a moat with Cthulhu.

Oh, and laser beams



posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:50 AM
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originally posted by: network dude

originally posted by: dashen
DAMMIT, this is EXACTLY why i wanted a moat!

with piranha and lazer beams.....


sharks.....damnit man, it's sharks with frickin lazer beams. (and always use finger quotes when mentioning "lazer beams" )


frikkin liberals with their wasteful spending.

Piranha are more economical, and a renewable food resource



posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 07:56 AM
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originally posted by: Pandaram
Click bait my ass.

"I said to the missus last night..."
Come on, even the style of language told you that it was a joke story.

(It would still have been a joke even if the Mexican President had said it. He knows very well that a Mexican tunnel could not be driven through American soil. It would have been a good bit of repartee, though.)



posted on Jan, 27 2017 @ 08:17 AM
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originally posted by: dashen

originally posted by: network dude

originally posted by: dashen
DAMMIT, this is EXACTLY why i wanted a moat!

with piranha and lazer beams.....


sharks.....damnit man, it's sharks with frickin lazer beams. (and always use finger quotes when mentioning "lazer beams" )


frikkin liberals with their wasteful spending.

Piranha are more economical, and a renewable food resource


Since you are going for the fiscally responsible approach, I must concede. Tiny fish that nibble it is.




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