Hillary Clinton Reportedly Mulling TV Show to Prep Third White House Run

Maybe she could have a Yoga tutorial show. 39,000 pages of yoga poses, she's bound to be an expert by now. Just look at the woman. Can't you tell she is the epitome of what an yogini looks like!

a reply to: queenofswords

Be fair.

Some of that was wedding plans.

So we should expect that she'll be good at wedding advice too.

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OH WAIT! I know what her show should be! Hillary Clinton: Taming Bridezilla

Can you imagine her coming into difficult wedding planning situations and b-slapping that horrible bride into place and making it all ship-shape complete with gawdawful power pantsuits for all?!

a reply to: ketsuko

You're cracking me up!!!

The Real Wives of Washington, D.C.---now that would be hilarious.

originally posted by: burgerbuddy
Will Huma be on?

Like her Ed McMahon?


I'd watch it.

Huma will be a "silent" partner.

And she will occasionally make "Cameo" appearances.

originally posted by: ausername

originally posted by: ketsuko
I think she could call it "Regular Folks and Stuff"

Maybe one of the segments could feature her reaching into a basket of deplorables for mail from flyover.

She could also do an informative segment on how to properly delete emails with a panel of experts.

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originally posted by: queenofswords
The Real Wives of Washington, D.C.---now that would be hilarious.

"Real Houseflies of Chappaqua"

a reply to: IAMTAT

Meh... She doesn't have the warmth of Oprah, or the sheer carnival barker audacity of Trump to reel 'em in and keep people invested and engaged. I'd give it a season, tops.

Maybe a guest appearance on "Orange is the New Black" can jump start her TV career. Bill can do ads for cigars.

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: Abysha
a reply to: IAMTAT

Maybe she learned a lesson from watching Trump. Once she has a show, all she needs to do is start belligerently ranting about made-up alternative facts and start Twitter-trolling everybody who makes fun of her.

If she can pull that off, 2020 is in the bag for her.

You have to actually have enough charisma for people to like you in the first place.

A BILL CLINTON show would be more practical and entertaining "How To" variety show.
1. How to "do" at least one Bimbo a night for 50 years.
2. How to roll cigars using NO HANDS.
3. How to Sleep When Your Wife Gives Her Keynote Speech.
4. How to spot a REAL Redneck.
5. How explain what "is" is.

originally posted by: pteridine
Maybe a guest appearance on "Orange is the New Black" can jump start her TV career. Bill can do ads for cigars.

Commercial - Muriel Coronas Cigars - Hey Big Spender!

He is a narcissist. She is a sociopath.

a reply to: xuenchen

And Bill does the casting-couch. Little they know, there is no Job ;-)

a reply to: IAMTAT

You know, Ron Paul tried starting a TV show after the last time he ran. She always gave him credit for his following. Ron Paul is greatly out of the limelight since he started his TV show, so I predict this will be a fail. Throw enough $0R0$ money at it, and it just may work, but they tried that already with the election-and it was a fail. I'll give her credit for persistence. If Donald Trump is truly able to keep the majority of all the promises he made with healthcare, she won't have a chance-at all.

March 5, 2017

Last week, Hillary said that she lost the 2016 Presidential election because she's a WOMAN.

www.dailymail.co.uk...

Does this imply that in 2020, she'll run as a MAN?

originally posted by: Tardacus
a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

maybe Hillary could have an angry monkey with diarrhea ON her show!

Rosie O'Donnell will find the time!