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An old man is sitting on a park bench in Washington D.C.

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posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:37 PM
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One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says,

“I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”
...

The Marine looks at the man and says,

“Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The old man says,

“Okay,” and walks away.

The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine,

“I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine again tells the man,

“Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here.”

The man thanks him and again walks away.

On the third day, the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying,

“I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says,

“Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”

The old man looks at the Marine and says,

“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.”

The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says,

“See you tomorrow, Sir!”

~Unknown
edit on 1/20/2017 by UberL33t because: (no reason given)




posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:41 PM
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YEAH!



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:41 PM
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LOL



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:43 PM
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Just a reminder to everyone... be sure to set your clocks back 300 years before you go to bed tonight.


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posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:45 PM
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A note to our dear liberal friends; this story is not a tragedy



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:45 PM
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a reply to: jtma508

What if i don't wind mine for the next 300 years, would that work?


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posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:46 PM
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originally posted by: jtma508
Just a reminder to everyone... be sure to set your clocks back 300 years before you go to bed tonight.



Liberals better just start setting their alarm clock period. It's time for people to get back to work.



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:47 PM
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originally posted by: jtma508
Just a reminder to everyone... be sure to set your clocks back 300 years before you go to bed tonight.



Spring forward. . . fall down (and cry)


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posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:48 PM
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originally posted by: jtma508
Just a reminder to everyone... be sure to set your clocks back 300 years before you go to bed tonight.


Sounds good, it wasn't named the Renaissance for being a bad period in human history.



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:51 PM
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TL;DR

Obama isnt the prez anymore, reminder daily to not forget



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:51 PM
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a reply to: UberL33t

I approve of this post!!
Outstanding!!!



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:58 PM
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originally posted by: Middleoftheroad

originally posted by: jtma508
Just a reminder to everyone... be sure to set your clocks back 300 years before you go to bed tonight.



Liberals better just start setting their alarm clock period. It's time for people to get back to work.




Liberals. ......work.......

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, that was funny.



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 04:05 PM
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a reply to: UberL33t

Thank you for the humour amongst all the other political fan/hate boy threads.


ATS turns into a joke with all the politics lately.



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 04:11 PM
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originally posted by: jtma508
Just a reminder to everyone... be sure to set your clocks back 300 years before you go to bed tonight.



And remember to put some cream on that butt hurt ..



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 04:13 PM
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Huh, my boss was out today. There was some suspicion she was drowning her inauguration blues, but as tomorrow is Saturday, I doubt she will be getting back to work tomorrow.



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 04:16 PM
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a reply to: Xtrozero

nicely played.

Don't think that's what he meant, though...



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 04:21 PM
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NICE....



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 04:23 PM
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originally posted by: seagull
a reply to: Xtrozero

nicely played.

Don't think that's what he meant, though...




Damn, and here I thought he meant we are entering a new age of enlightenment... My bad...



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 04:26 PM
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a reply to: Xtrozero

Well...

He might have? My mind reading skills are a bit rusty...



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 05:06 PM
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a reply to: Middleoftheroad

Democrats will be looking for the victors of the election to work for free in setting everyones clocks.
And they will find some Peer reviewed data from their liberal Professor mates from Universities suggesting such a policy is fair to the common of the populace.



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