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A serious discussion on a serious topic. . . . . . Trump.

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posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 02:33 PM
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Okay. It's done.

Trump is now our 45th president, which is weird since we've had 50 Super Bowls. But I digress.

I think it is safe to say that as of today, cannibalism will be legal. Basically, we are all going to either die or become savages. Either that or the invasion of Canada is now imminent.

I don't want to focus on potential legislation in this serious essay. I want to focus on why Donald J Trump is a cannibalistic space alien.

I'm sure we haven't seen enough on this aspect of his presidency so I wanted to spend a little time on the history which led up to having a cannibalistic space alien as president.


Fact.
When Jesus discovered America after the Civil War of 1812, there were no space aliens.

Fact.
Batman cannot use his utility belt to swim under water, it is so heavy, he will drown.

Which takes us to Trump. (I hope you all are following me so far)

People hate Trump because he has bad hair. But as Plato once said, "I once hated Trump because he had bad hair, then I met a bald guy and laughed at him more."


So by simply connecting the dots, you will find that the picture is a pony. And who is riding that pony?

Donald J. Trump.

I hope this cleared up any issues you might have had about Trump. Stay safe, either become a cannibal or not. The only other option is to go to night school to become a Legal Secretary. Or dental Hygienist.


God bless the United States of cannibalistic space aliens.

Have to make this short. . . . lunch time!




posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 02:35 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
Whoo-hoo! Long pig is back on the menu!

#MakeAmericaEatAmericaAgain



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 02:37 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

What will the vegetarians and vegans do? Sit around and let the meat eaters pick them off first? The subject you've brought up raises many more questions, doesn't it? Thank you for your insightful thread DBCowboy



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 02:37 PM
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What were you attempting to do with this thread? I'm so confused. Is this really what ATS has boiled down to? Lol.



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 02:43 PM
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#baconandeggs









posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 02:45 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboywww.youtube.com...

I mean it in a nice way.... or..? the other way... ? Which is why you need to know where I stand. (actually I set more than stand). You Sir are no Bill Hickock... !



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 02:45 PM
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a reply to: LumenImagoDei

It was a general discussion thread, and quite refreshing for today IMO.

I thought this was a welcome hilarious break from this week's rhetoric.



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 02:45 PM
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originally posted by: FamCore
a reply to: DBCowboy

What will the vegetarians and vegans do?


Cannibals need their leafy greens too.



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 02:48 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I wouldn't eat a vegan, has anyone noticed how often they get sick?

Probably some taco bell grade meat.



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 02:53 PM
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uuuuh Jack in the Box taco's are better..!



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:11 PM
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I'd like to combine the invasion of Canada WITH cannibalism.



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:14 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

gawd thank you..

I knew something was up when batman wouldn't come to the docks with me...

But I didn't follow all the way to Trumps pony!!

How cuuuttee.




posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:15 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'd like to combine the invasion of Canada WITH cannibalism.


canadabalism !

It is done.



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:18 PM
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originally posted by: Reverbs

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'd like to combine the invasion of Canada WITH cannibalism.


canadabalism !

It is done.


This could become a 'Thing'!



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:20 PM
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Mexicannibalism can't be far behind.



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:22 PM
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#YesWeCan-nabalism



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:39 PM
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Now that America is great for cannibals again. . . . One thing keeps going through my mind.


In the movie "Blade Runner". . . was Deckard a Replicant?



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:46 PM
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I know we're not supposed to discuss legislation...but, damn it, the repeal of Obama's executive order banning the eating of Wolf Blitzer better be one of the first things Trump does as President.
edit on 20-1-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:49 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Tastes like chicken. . . . .



posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 03:55 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


There is a cookbook for this.



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