posted on Jan, 20 2017 @ 02:33 PM
Okay. It's done.
Trump is now our 45th president, which is weird since we've had 50 Super Bowls. But I digress.
I think it is safe to say that as of today, cannibalism will be legal. Basically, we are all going to either die or become savages. Either that or
the invasion of Canada is now imminent.
I don't want to focus on potential legislation in this serious essay. I want to focus on why Donald J Trump is a cannibalistic space alien.
I'm sure we haven't seen enough on this aspect of his presidency so I wanted to spend a little time on the history which led up to having a
cannibalistic space alien as president.
When Jesus discovered America after the Civil War of 1812, there were no space aliens.
Batman cannot use his utility belt to swim under water, it is so heavy, he will drown.
Which takes us to Trump. (I hope you all are following me so far)
People hate Trump because he has bad hair. But as Plato once said, "I once hated Trump because he had bad hair, then I met a bald guy and laughed at
So by simply connecting the dots, you will find that the picture is a pony. And who is riding that pony?
Donald J. Trump.
I hope this cleared up any issues you might have had about Trump. Stay safe, either become a cannibal or not. The only other option is to go to
night school to become a Legal Secretary. Or dental Hygienist.
God bless the United States of cannibalistic space aliens.
Have to make this short. . . . lunch time!