posted on Feb, 13 2005 @ 07:08 AM
Typical for Masons to push it into that direction. They tend to get sarcastic, maybe their short attention spans. Hey, got it! That's why you guys
are in a club, so people can help you concentrate on honoring the Supreme Being of your choice! My Supreme Being is Peter North, who I believe has
taken human form to show us that it is OK to engage in bodily pleasures. I call him the Pleasure God, and, as my Supreme Being, I act out some of his
scenes to worship him. Sometimes my girlfriend feels pain, but it pleases me! Freemasonary told me it's OK to worship any Supreme Being within the
confines of sound moral priniciples. So when my girlfriend is in pain, I kindly remove the hockey stick from her xxx and we continue on worshipping!
We love to worship our Supreme Being Peter North.
It's what we live for! I can't wait till the day that I get illuminated with divine knowledge. I can't wait until the next meeting! I get to
wear this robe and put on a purple belt trimmed with all sorts of symbolic designs and feel it press into my gut as I sit there and listen to my
brothers ramble at the lodge! Oh, did I mention I deny the holocast? But that is OK, since my Supreme Being transmitted that knowledge to me that in
fact it was not real, and since I believe in my Supreme Being, and Freemasonary accepts all kinds of Supreme Beings, it's OK! Freemasonary also
accepts contradictions in terms of Supreme Beings' characteristics and principles, since all members of Freemasonary are allowed to believe in a
Supreme Being of their choice within the confines of sound moral principles. For instance, some of my brothers' Supreme Beings don't advocate
engaging in any kind of sex whatever, so one of my missions from my Supreme Being is to convert them! I perform acts to at the lodges to entice my
brothers to take on a life full of pleasure, a life as Peter North lives!
I will be a 30th degree next week and can't wait! Some overweight guy with a large beard who looks kinda like Saint Nick is going to award it to me
in front of my brothers. Peter North is hopefully going to attend.
The only thing that isn't so cool is sometimes, when I mention MKULTRA, Oklahoma City bombing, Patriot Act, Bush connections to Bin Laden, evidence
of US Government involvment in 911, Gulf War Illness, Liberal population reduction, Kosher taxes, Federal Reserve Bank of America, Bohemian Grove,
Illuminati, Flouride, ... they just say, ad hominem attacks!.
[edit on 13-2-2005 by freudling]