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posted on Jan, 9 2017 @ 07:15 PM
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LOL!! It's true!!


I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.

I don't have to go to school or work
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
And, I don't have acne.

Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.
Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.

It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.




posted on Jan, 9 2017 @ 07:34 PM
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a reply to: Snarl

If you don't want to do something just keep going "eh?", until they go away...

A beenager, been there not doing that anymore.



posted on Jan, 9 2017 @ 07:38 PM
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originally posted by: intrptr
a reply to: Snarl
A beenager, been there not doing that anymore.

Am waiting for the 'keenagers' in this thread


ETA: And I just dropped a couple of peanuts on the floor.


edit on 912017 by Snarl because: fuggin autocorrect



posted on Jan, 9 2017 @ 08:06 PM
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ahahaha SF !




posted on Jan, 9 2017 @ 09:27 PM
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a reply to: Snarl

Love it. Thanks for the smile




Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.


You have no idea how many times I have told myself almost exactly the above phrase.



posted on Jan, 9 2017 @ 09:27 PM
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a reply to: Snarl

The computer was slower than my brain.
edit on 9-1-2017 by liveandlearn because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 9 2017 @ 09:27 PM
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a reply to: Snarl

twice. So I am faster than the computer
edit on 9-1-2017 by liveandlearn because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 9 2017 @ 10:08 PM
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Who's a Geenager?

(Got everything you wanted as a teen, plus a whole lot of gas).



posted on Jan, 10 2017 @ 12:36 PM
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Lol nice one, I've got another 20-30 years before i become a seenager.



posted on Jan, 10 2017 @ 04:59 PM
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originally posted by: DarkvsLight29
Lol nice one, I've got another 20-30 years before i become a seenager.

I'd call it, "20 years to find a way to prevent it."



posted on Jan, 12 2017 @ 06:49 PM
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Lol good one!



posted on Jan, 18 2017 @ 07:43 AM
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originally posted by: Snarl

originally posted by: DarkvsLight29
Lol nice one, I've got another 20-30 years before i become a seenager.

I'd call it, "20 years to find a way to prevent it."


Lol true



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