JANUARY SHORT STORY CONTEST - The Satirical Time Traveller [STT2017]

a reply to: Peeple

Are you going to do a sponge Bob theme next Peeple?

a reply to: LuXTeN

I don't get to choose and I don't want to influence the wonderful, smart, funny AugustusMasonicus, but if I would be asked to humbly make a suggestion:

Rites of passage

As it covers a lot of interesting possibilities. Stargate style, teen into adulthood, magic, immigration,...

originally posted by: LuXTeN

...I heard you weren't feeling well, i hope you're feeling better now.

Thanks LuX,
I'm a wee bit better today thanks,
Gx

Nice job everyone. The stories were really good, all of them!



blend57

originally posted by: Peeple
I already shiver in anticipation what the next topic might be.

I'm open for bribes at this point.

originally posted by: LuXTeN
I feel like an idiot everytime i write something and i never win.

See above.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

lol, what kind of bribe?

originally posted by: LuXTeN
lol, what kind of bribe?

Be creative.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Augustus, something that includes Cats would be, fun. And possibly mary jane, although i don't believe that would be on the allowable list of fun things to do here. But it wouldn't hurt to try right. Oh yes, and Snow, i loooove snow! The kind you have fun in, outside. lol

a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

I'm very glad to hear it Gordi Lots of chicken soup, home made is ideal!

a reply to: Peeple

Ah Stargates! Yes listen up Masonic Stargates are In! Now you have 2 Votes for stargates, and One for Snow and mj if that's allowed. If not, we can always improvise.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Peeple
I already shiver in anticipation what the next topic might be.

I'm open for bribes at this point.

How about a Freemason meme?

originally posted by: LuXTeN
Augustus, something that includes Cats would be, fun.

Yes, I can see it now, a shorty story about grabbing kitties.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
How about a Freemason meme?

You mean a theme about booze?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No that was my bribe. A sweet meme for you to share when people say its the other way around.

originally posted by: FauxMulder
No that was my bribe. A sweet meme for you to share when people say its the other way around.

I need you to do better. How are your pole dancing skills?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

hell no, nothing unsanitary. Lets try something more along the lines of... Stargate opens, talking cats enter through interdimentional worm hole during the take over of liberal gov't lead by former leader of the free world.

originally posted by: LuXTeN
hell no, nothing unsanitary.

Sanitary = no fun.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Mediocre at best

originally posted by: FauxMulder
Mediocre at best

You might improve once I start making it rain.

Financial motivation always seems to work best in my experiences.