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A serious mature discusssion on a very boring topic

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posted on Jan, 7 2017 @ 12:57 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

It still doesn't beat sliders with a cough medicine chaser.





posted on Jan, 7 2017 @ 01:41 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

A poem. Just for you.

Here I sit all brokenhearted
Tried to spit but only farted
Now I think I'll take a chance
Tried to fart and spit my pants


Creative license used with the word spit. From a bathroom stall circa early '80's.



posted on Jan, 7 2017 @ 08:32 AM
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Well, the worst of it might be over.

I've decided to name my flatulence, "Donald Trumps", because they were loud, annoying, and nothing could defeat them.

Thanks everyone for sharing in this serious, mature topic.



posted on Jan, 7 2017 @ 10:14 AM
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last one. . . . .

I did try to blame the dogs last night but I got a call from the local animal shelter and was told to stop or they'd press charges of animal cruelty.



posted on Jan, 7 2017 @ 10:19 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: tigertatzen

The wife is a nurse.

She's supposed to be kind and compassionate.

I suppose hugging her and letting one go kind of ruins that compassion though.



Just let it go underneath the covers and she might not notice until she rolls over.

My husband is really good at that trick.



posted on Jan, 7 2017 @ 10:23 AM
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a reply to: ketsuko

My delicate little flower of a wife hits me when I do that.



posted on Jan, 7 2017 @ 10:24 AM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
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Just let it go underneath the covers and she might not notice until she rolls over.

My husband is really good at that trick.


Ah, the old Dutch Oven technique. Truly the resort of the sadistic noxious emanator.



posted on Jan, 7 2017 @ 11:49 AM
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Just a small history lesson for you. In France in the late 1800s there was a guy who earned loads of cash with his farting on stage act. He was called something like La Petomane. He could fart recognizable tunes.
Remember the golden rule "watch you don't follow through".



posted on Jan, 7 2017 @ 12:52 PM
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World's Biggest Fart - The Hippo

www.youtube.com...

Girls Fart Compilation

www.youtube.com...
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edit on 7-1-2017 by Erno86 because: ditto



posted on Jan, 7 2017 @ 01:21 PM
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I took a road trip with some buddies from Texas to Illinois.
Maybe eating a big pile of sauerkraut and a couple links of smoked sausage the night before was not such a good idea.
The driver threatened to put me out on the side of the road by the time we hit Oklahoma.



posted on Jan, 7 2017 @ 01:48 PM
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Reconciliation with the wife has stalled.

I ate sausage.



posted on Jan, 7 2017 @ 03:47 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Activated charcoal pills could save your marriage.



posted on Jan, 7 2017 @ 06:03 PM
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originally posted by: Indigent
a reply to: DBCowboy

Activated charcoal pills could save your marriage.


Activated charcoal pills or pants?



posted on Jan, 7 2017 @ 07:39 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh man, oh man, oh man I could use some charcoal now and some Imodium,, I don't know why I insist in cooking homeland food... It always wants to come out violently.





But seriously activated charcoal does miracles if you are bloated



posted on Jan, 8 2017 @ 12:48 AM
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malt liquor and gummy bears.
makes your poots smell like pretty flowers.
30 Helens agree.

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posted on Jan, 8 2017 @ 12:59 AM
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A Nicki Minaj video done to flatulence





posted on Jan, 8 2017 @ 01:03 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Better watch where she points that 6 a.m. alarm clock.



posted on Jan, 8 2017 @ 01:08 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
i am experiencing tears of laughter.



posted on Jan, 8 2017 @ 10:35 AM
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A few years ago a (now ex) friend and I embarked on an exercise the object of which was to help stop us laughing at inappropriate moments. There was a point to it, but never mind that.

Anyway, we sat opposite each other and he had to try and make me laugh. How ever he chose to do that would have to be repeated until I could watch with a straight face.

For reasons known only to himself he decided that passing wind would do the trick. Now, I don't find that remotely amusing but the fact that it occurred to him was kind of funny so I laughed.

Because I'd laughed he had to do it again and I laughed some more. And so it went on until two things occurred to me:

1) I like having a sense of humour and I'm already polite enough not to laugh at people and embarrass them. **

2) I could control this session instead of being controlled. All I had to do was sit there and laugh and he'd have to continue what he was doing.

So I laughed like a drain for (seriously) ages. Goodness knows where he got it all from and I don't know how he didn't work out that I was laughing just to see how long he could go on for.

**er... except for a couple of spectacular fails here and there.
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posted on Jan, 8 2017 @ 10:51 AM
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People are far too interested about this subject. Just see it for what it is, a bunch of people blowing hot air...


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