posted on Jan, 3 2017 @ 05:26 PM
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything."
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
People say I'm condescending. That means i talk down to people.
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.