The New, New ATS Members Photos thread. Part 3.

a reply to: CranialSponge

I'm glad I lost that last reply, it was at least embarrassing. And
for somebody with my lack of class that was a feat.
In any event, Cran... your toes alone are nicer than my whole
earthly form plus two previous girlfriends combined. And that
nail color is simultaneously organic and scandalous.
Now that I've greased everybody up for a Stephen King-grade
grossout, here's a #2, and "the human race just shouldn't SEE
this $#tt..."

As trolly as possible to maintain the motif,
just sharpening the pegs on Blow White.

And what could be a better Friday than hanging with
friends, after polishing a mounted shrunken uncle...?

I really am tired of being as photogenic as the south end of a
wildebeest; but 15 inches of split ends is as good as it gets
anymore.
Georgy said there's somebody out there for everyone. I now
believe who wants me is probably somewhere on I39, between
LaSalle and Normal. A half run over possum maybe is good.

I crack way too many mirrors close by to be bothered by
mere crushing blows to my ego and intelligence, Les.
Have at it... I'm easy but I'm not cheap.

PS nothing like a good single malt. My first love.
Don't tell Lisa, though: she'd sterilize me if she found
out I liked some west coast gull dropping squeezings more
than her (Oban. Gassy but nifty if you like racing fuel)

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I'm gonna need a young priest and an old priest to exorcise that ....

originally posted by: DBCowboy


Prom, late 70's.

Bad picture of a picture, but you get the general sense of awesomeness.

Gotta say, the pre-frazzled cat is himself the mirror ball
and wrecking ball. It speaks to his duality... but if he can
sing like Maurice I'm gonna pass out.

a reply to: derfreebie

Dad?....

a reply to: derfreebie

Call me crazy but...

I'm kinda liking the whole Stephen King-esque slash Grateful Dead Fan (read: Deadhead) thing you've got going on... particularly that doobie you've got dangling from your mouth.

Ageing hippie relics unite !

a reply to: bigfatfurrytexan
I vote you sir for most apt username. Though I rather imagined you with a halo due to how polite and kind you are!


originally posted by: randomtangentsrme

This is me just under 24 hours ago. First time I got to hold our newest one.

Is that a tiny pink tin-foil hat I see?

a reply to: zazzafrazz

Cool thread zazzy!
Who knew we were all so hot on ATS! LOL

Here's me! (Although I do tend to use my own pics in my avatar anyway!)



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a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

Nice album cover right there!
*wink wink*

I knew what a lot of folks looked like already and as far as the ones I didn't I'm not surprised that they are as kind, unique and attractive looking as I expected. I think the majority of folks truly seem as I had pictured.

ATS members seem to be the eye candy of the conspiratorial world
Not to put too fine a point on it!

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: Gordi The Drummer

Nice album cover right there!
*wink wink*......

YEAH!!!
Now all I need are some songs....and talent.... and.....

originally posted by: CranialSponge
a reply to: derfreebie

Call me crazy but...

I'm kinda liking the whole Stephen King-esque slash Grateful Dead Fan (read: Deadhead) thing you've got going on... particularly that doobie you've got dangling from your mouth.
Ageing hippie relics unite !

The accessory is NOT contraband... I found a brand of organic
pipe tobacco that when fashioned, costs only a small fraction
of what my earlier conventional Camel Filters cost.
I can choke on the cheap-- and can still put suspicious looking
little round burn holes in all my swag to maintain the renegade
image. It's a win-win.

Someday I'll upload a picture that looks like the real me... but
if you watched the whole Night Flyer movie from Stephen's
short story-- and saw what happened to Miguel for demanding
the whole thing: well, you've been warned. My face without
coffee makes the front tires come off school buses in the AM.

files.abovetopsecret.com...

a reply to: punkrockdad76

Well that's was a fail. Hi, I am new. Nice to be here

Me, charging my car battery but wishing i was inside having a very much needed pooh

originally posted by: punkrockdad76
a reply to: punkrockdad76

Well that's was a fail. Hi, I am new. Nice to be here

That's okay. I did that, too. MotherMayEye helped me out.

Im pretty new to ATS, but heres me!!!

a reply to: punkrockdad76

Ahhhh.... the good ol', "forget what you thought you knew about uploading pics, THIS IS ATS!!!" issue.
First of all welcome!!! I'm pretty new myself. After a total of 8-9 hours, several double posts, multiple cancelled replies, and one broken NOTE5 (it slipped out my hand onto a tabletop.Repeatedly) I finally got the hang of how to post pics.
Ive become a pro at uploading from an Android Device so any questions dont hesitate to ask

a reply to: RainbowPhoenix

Paranoid? Oh come on! Its only ATS!!! Theres no paranoid people on ATS!

a reply to: Assassin82

Lmfao!!! HILARIOUS!!!

originally posted by: muzzleflash

originally posted by: texasgirl
I think you stole my prom dress!

I think you just stole my everything Txgirl.
Wow @ U

I'm so sorry I missed your post. It's become a long thread.

Thank you. You're sweet...