In a breaking news report today sources within the mainstream media have announced that all male news hosts will be replaced by the hologram of Walter
Cronkite. This has replaced their initial plans to hire only eunuchs and was felt to be a less problematic and safer option. All female employees will
be housed in secret locations just to be on the safe side. We want to be as pro active as we can here and will be implementing these changes as soon
as possible.
At the rate my gingerbread house disaster night is going, this seems reasonable. My kid's Spinosaurus, Ankylosaurus and Triceratops could make a nice
centerpiece fighting over the shattered remains of the houses I'm making my kids if they fall apart ONE MORE F#ING TIME.