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The best one liner from 2016. What would your pick be.

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posted on Jan, 1 2017 @ 09:19 PM
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“I hope not ‘President’ Sanders!'
Chelsea Clinton address's Hillary onstage by mistake.



posted on Jan, 1 2017 @ 09:31 PM
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Hillary: What difference does it make? Trump: And you can tell them, to go F themselves.
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posted on Jan, 1 2017 @ 09:53 PM
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Neither here or there, just new to me.

"he's about as smart as a sock full of soup"



posted on Jan, 1 2017 @ 10:14 PM
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a reply to: pheonix358

Concerning Hillary ;

"Just because you stick a flower in her ass, it don't make it a vase."

Cheers - Dave



posted on Jan, 1 2017 @ 10:20 PM
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"If Trump wins, I am moving to Canada!"

- multiple sources



posted on Jan, 1 2017 @ 10:29 PM
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These are gold!

I did not realize there were so many.

I love them all!

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posted on Jan, 2 2017 @ 12:41 AM
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a reply to: pheonix358



Comey. Absolutely:
“Although there is evidence of potential violations of the
statutes regarding the handling of classified information,
our judgment is that no reasonable prosecutor would bring
such a case.

Talky but surely my winner for a one-liner.

Of course, all these self-confessed violations on several DOZEN
counts of Title 42 Sec.793 and USC besides-- with no mention of
intent, we still have an FBI Director mere days after the tarmac
tryste between his boss and Slick WIllie saying no recommendation.

Nope, no conflict of interst here either: and welcome to Bizzaria.
EDIT: I'll bet Mr. Comey meant that no sane prosecutor would want
to go down in the books as the Special Prosecutor that finally nuked
the biggest pile of corrupt $#!p in US history. We all lost that day.

edit on 2-1-2017 by derfreebie because: We do not forget. We have the stronger coffee.



posted on Jan, 2 2017 @ 01:11 AM
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...lisa woke AF now.
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posted on Jan, 2 2017 @ 01:34 AM
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a reply to: becomingaware

You know that's a photo shopped meme right?

In the episode the real note reads "You are Lisa Simpson"

From Simpsons episode 31, original air date: April 25, 1991


She rushes to the train station to catch him, and confesses that she will be lost without him; he replies and she sobbingly accepts that he has to go help the more needy. To comfort her, he writes her a note and tells her that any time she feels alone, its contents are all she needs to know. He then boards the train and departs. It reads, "You are Lisa Simpson".


Wiki link



posted on Jan, 2 2017 @ 01:38 AM
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C'mon man...


I think this website has gotten too serious for me. I'm still drunk but my sarcasm still works.
So heres one from my favorite Homeboy Micheal..



...the internet has ruined me, my sarcasm has become too deep.
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posted on Jan, 2 2017 @ 07:00 AM
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Trump has a 1% chance of winning the presidency.




posted on Jan, 2 2017 @ 09:48 AM
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We can't forget the Hillary quote that rocked fly-over land:

To be grossly geralistic, you could put half of Trump's supporters into what I call the "basket of deplorables."



posted on Jan, 2 2017 @ 09:48 AM
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I got nothin........
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posted on Jan, 2 2017 @ 12:04 PM
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a reply to: schuyler

Even people like Joe Rogan, who didn't support Trump, thought this line was funny.



posted on Jan, 2 2017 @ 03:42 PM
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best liner ? 'the russians did it "....



posted on Jan, 2 2017 @ 05:18 PM
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posted on Jan, 3 2017 @ 05:11 PM
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posted on Jan, 4 2017 @ 06:25 PM
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Sometimes ATS is a strange place.

Testing what?

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posted on Jan, 4 2017 @ 10:02 PM
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a reply to: pheonix358

EDIT: I SWEAR before God and Everyone that I replied to the OP and wrote this post with the included Youtube BEFORE seeing Xuenchen's post. High five Xeuenchen!

"Why aren't I 50 points ahead?"




edit on 1/4/17 by Ameilia because: Lol



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