1. Pretend to care about reducing size of my gloriously large ass.
2. Become engaged to BeeBeecowgirl or Disugustus Masonicus and secure myself a place at the ATS Table of Irrelavnce.
3.Telechenetically shag 1000 werewolves and leave them exhausted and near dead in the Woods of Discontent.
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