posted on Dec, 27 2016 @ 09:14 AM
Tired and kinda' bleary eyed from a weekend of eating WAY too much, I drag my tired backside out of the sack and hop in the shower. Shower feels
awesome! I'm awake (sorta'). Get out, towel off, find some britches and do the whole teeth brush thing. Then it's time for the deodorant, right?
Grab the deodorant off the counter and pull off the lid. I don't like to stink (I know, TMI) so I put on a liberal amount of deodorant in the
mornings. Well, I'd bought a replacement before I ran out. I grabbed the wrong one. Now, the whole deodorant thing is kind of an auto-pilot action
for most, me included. So I lift up my arm and make about three passes on the ol' armpit before...."OUCH!!! DANG IT!!"
You know, that little plastic thing covering the deodorant under the cap of a new stick feels like using a garden rake
on your armpit if you
don't remove it first!
Anyway, don't try this at home!
That is all.
edit on 12/27/2016 by Flyingclaydisk because: (no reason given)