A Cowboy Christmas adventure

originally posted by: berenike
a reply to: DBCowboy

And if you old guys did drink the ski area dry and someone told you there was more booze at the bottom of a ski slope which of you would be made to volunteer to go and get it? Or would you just be squished in the stampede?

Obviously squished.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I see a little square box with an 'X' in it.



Rubber kids. Somebody once said something about "Utes being wasted on the young" I think it was Joe Pesci. Anyway, amazing how they bounce back (literally). Most of the ski patrol's job is yelling, "Hey slow down!" and carting off the old folk that run into trees somehow above tree line.

Glad to hear you have not resorted (ha!) to drinking Russian bath lotion!!

originally posted by: TEOTWAWKIAIFF
a reply to: IAMTAT

I see a little square box with an 'X' in it.

 

Rubber kids. Somebody once said something about "Utes being wasted on the young" I think it was Joe Pesci. Anyway, amazing how they bounce back (literally). Most of the ski patrol's job is yelling, "Hey slow down!" and carting off the old folk that run into trees somehow above tree line.

Glad to hear you have not resorted (ha!) to drinking Russian bath lotion!!

...um...I MEANT to post a picture of a little square box with an 'X' in it.


Thanks. I'll try to figure out the whole image-in-a-post thing.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Of course the best resorts offer these:

It's a Skitty (skiing kitty).

They can perform many small services for the guests including fetching drinks, in the manner of a St. Bernard. Your skitty can tempt you with chatreuse or advocat, for example*

*and that's the best examples I got at the moment.

a reply to: DBCowboy

are you somewhat enjoying yourself ?

a reply to: kibric

Somewhat.

I'm having more fun watching my kid enjoy himself than anything else.

a reply to: DBCowboy

you should at least try to embarrass him once....

it's your duty

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: kibric

Somewhat.

I'm having more fun watching my kid enjoy himself than anything else.

That's what it's really all about.
They grow up so fast...then they put you in a home.

originally posted by: kibric
a reply to: DBCowboy

you should at least try to embarrass him once....

it's your duty

Did you forget with whom you are speaking to?

I embarrass him every day!

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: kibric

Somewhat.

I'm having more fun watching my kid enjoy himself than anything else.

That's what it's really all about.
They grow up so fast...then they put you in a home.

And that's why we beat them.

*heart*

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: TEOTWAWKIAIFF
a reply to: IAMTAT

I see a little square box with an 'X' in it.

 

Rubber kids. Somebody once said something about "Utes being wasted on the young" I think it was Joe Pesci. Anyway, amazing how they bounce back (literally). Most of the ski patrol's job is yelling, "Hey slow down!" and carting off the old folk that run into trees somehow above tree line.

Glad to hear you have not resorted (ha!) to drinking Russian bath lotion!!

...um...I MEANT to post a picture of a little square box with an 'X' in it.


Thanks. I'll try to figure out the whole image-in-a-post thing.

Master this first:


Baby steps.

a reply to: IAMTAT

What did you say?

I can take it like I dish it!

originally posted by: MotherMayEye
a reply to: IAMTAT

What did you say?

I can take it like I dish it!

It's not you; It's me.
...Another Image posting 'Fail' on my part.

Gonna keep practicing...but don't want to mess up DBC's fine thread (anymore than I have).

Merry Christmas people of this thread, I left cookies and milk near my sock, I don't know if the blender will fit in the sock though






how is the blender fund going?

Well, the trip is over, the adventure done.

We came back to civilization early to avoid storms, snow, ice, and the place ran out of booze.

Some pro tips to consider when venturing out into the wilds with family.

#1. They will eat you and cheat at bridge.

#2. Yelling, "Help! I've fallen into a snow drift!" will get you nowhere. Saying, "Hillary won the popular vote and Bernie Sanders is awesome" will get you everyone and they will even bring torches to keep you warm.

#3. Not all uncooked meat is "steak tartar".

#4. When driving in snow, always drink a bottle of bourbon as you drive. Everyone knows that drunk drivers are more careful.

Thanks everyone, hope you enjoyed sharing in the adventure.

Some questions. . . .

Do toes grow back after they fall off because of frostbite?

I know everything eventually thaws. . . but when do they usually find the bodies?

a reply to: DBCowboy

I know everything eventually thaws. . . but when do they usually find the bodies?

Ask Mason.