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A Cowboy Christmas adventure

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posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:18 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
This place?

Yeti avoid it.

Canadians think it's too cold and dangerous.


Who said Canadians weren't smart?


(I think it was you)




posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:18 PM
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Faking Ebola isn't easy...but it's just crazy enough to work.



posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:19 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I wear Crocs.



posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:20 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I wear Crocs.


Did you at least kill them first?



posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:21 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Faking Ebola isn't easy...but it's just crazy enough to work.


Won't work.

Some of my crazy family will just make a "mustard poultice" and then "bleed" me.



posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:22 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Some of my crazy family will just make a "mustard poultice" and then "bleed" me.


Could be worse, they could ask you to play Monopoly or cribbage.



posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:23 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No need to change what works.




posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:24 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I wear Crocs.


Did you at least kill them first?


I just "stun" them with a song.



posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:26 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I just "stun" them with a song.


Poker Face?



posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:29 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Anything, "Vanilla Ice".



posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:32 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy
I hope you have a blast!!! I would let you borrow my unicorn to escape....but




posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:33 PM
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originally posted by: Martin75
a reply to: DBCowboy
I hope you have a blast!!! I would let you borrow my unicorn to escape....but





Yeah. I know. I'd throat punch it.



posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:37 PM
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well me and the family will be seeing
you real soon
down here
if you drink that bourbon...




posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:38 PM
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Just spitballin' here...but if they already think you're a liberal couldn't you tell them Russians hacked your flight reservations?



posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:39 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I think he should just hack his relatives.


With a machete.



posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:42 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Human tobaggan.



posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:43 PM
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originally posted by: Natas0114
Human tobaggan.


Wow, you really think DB is that big?



posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:44 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just spitballin' here...but if they already think you're a liberal couldn't you tell them Russians hacked your flight reservations?


I'm driving.




posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:48 PM
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Peeks in, leaves booze at the cabin, softly closes the door and disappears into the wilderness. Quick, someone call David Pualides!



posted on Dec, 19 2016 @ 07:50 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just spitballin' here...but if they already think you're a liberal couldn't you tell them Russians hacked your flight reservations?


I'm driving.



K.
I got nuthin'...you're screwed.
Just go...curl up in the fetal position in the corner...and laugh maniacally every time someone mentions the word Christmas.



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