A Cowboy Christmas adventure

originally posted by: DBCowboy
This place?

Yeti avoid it.

Canadians think it's too cold and dangerous.

Who said Canadians weren't smart?


(I think it was you)

Faking Ebola isn't easy...but it's just crazy enough to work.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I wear Crocs.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I wear Crocs.

Did you at least kill them first?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Faking Ebola isn't easy...but it's just crazy enough to work.

Won't work.

Some of my crazy family will just make a "mustard poultice" and then "bleed" me.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Some of my crazy family will just make a "mustard poultice" and then "bleed" me.

Could be worse, they could ask you to play Monopoly or cribbage.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No need to change what works.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I wear Crocs.

Did you at least kill them first?

I just "stun" them with a song.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I just "stun" them with a song.

Poker Face?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Anything, "Vanilla Ice".

a reply to: DBCowboy
I hope you have a blast!!! I would let you borrow my unicorn to escape....but

originally posted by: Martin75
a reply to: DBCowboy
I hope you have a blast!!! I would let you borrow my unicorn to escape....but

Yeah. I know. I'd throat punch it.

well me and the family will be seeing
you real soon
down here
if you drink that bourbon...

Just spitballin' here...but if they already think you're a liberal couldn't you tell them Russians hacked your flight reservations?

a reply to: IAMTAT

I think he should just hack his relatives.


With a machete.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Human tobaggan.

originally posted by: Natas0114
Human tobaggan.

Wow, you really think DB is that big?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just spitballin' here...but if they already think you're a liberal couldn't you tell them Russians hacked your flight reservations?

I'm driving.

Peeks in, leaves booze at the cabin, softly closes the door and disappears into the wilderness. Quick, someone call David Pualides!

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just spitballin' here...but if they already think you're a liberal couldn't you tell them Russians hacked your flight reservations?

I'm driving.

K.
I got nuthin'...you're screwed.
Just go...curl up in the fetal position in the corner...and laugh maniacally every time someone mentions the word Christmas.