Alternative fuels are now ruining Christmas!

Sources @ www.thisisnotarealwebsite.orf have stated that Santa is experiencing "unexpected results " after switching fuels. The standard DH-1 (dry hay first cut) has been replaced with GFH-2 (gluten free hay-version 2) a more eco-friendly and less polluting winter blend. After concerns raised by people close to the Obama administration raised questions about farm animals methane emissions, Santa has agreed to try out the new and untested fuel. Various reports of "loud reports" and wierd "vapor trails" are causing some to speculate that it's "just not worth it" or "not safe" to use. We reached Dasher for comment- "it's not good. Rudolph backfired so hard he nearly killed Blitzen. And his nose is lighting up at random, somebody's gonna pay.

Alternative fuels are now ruining Christmas!

Sorry guys, Xmas makes me a little kid again. Happy holidays to all!

a reply to: Natas0114

Why can't they stick to beans like they used too, I mean natural gas is sustainable!

a reply to: Tranceopticalinclined

I'm assuming it has to do with flight characteristics. Maybe Zaphod58 will be able to shed some light on the subject, he's the aviation expert around here.

originally posted by: Natas0114
a reply to: Tranceopticalinclined

I'm assuming it has to do with flight characteristics. Maybe Zaphod58 will be able to shed some light on the subject, he's the aviation expert around here.

Antlers create a fair amount of turbulence so anything that disrupts what laminar flow the 'deer produce, like what excessive tail pipe emissions may produce, could be a bad thing.

Thanks Obama! Side-railing Christmas?!

this is fake news and santa is not real

What about those big tall wind turbines. Bird blenders. There's a need for Santa to train his reindeer to look out for them, that could be tragic...😳😢

a reply to: starfoxxx

Yes I know, I created it. My condolences to you for the loss of your sense of humor.

a reply to: paradoxious

Didn't think of that- good catch.

a reply to: Butterfinger

Yup- he hates Xmas too. Lol

a reply to: snowspirit

Dear god! That would be messy, I hope they have ground avoidance radar.

Just think of how all those presents will smell. We have to put a stop to this For The Children!!

a reply to: DAVID64

Car Air Fresheners for all presents!

a reply to: DAVID64

There's rumors of an "occupy north pole" movement. However legal ramifications dictate they have to rename the cause due to a porn movie already legally using that title....

What fueled Santa's Reindeer and how Rudolph got such a red nose

a reply to: intrptr

Haven't heard that one in a while. Thanks

originally posted by: Natas0114
a reply to: paradoxious

Didn't think of that- good catch.

But you should be asking yourself if they chose the name Boeing because of the sound they may make when they impact the ground....

a reply to: paradoxious

Hahahaha! That's fu#%ed up, good one.