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It's about that time. . . predictions for 2017

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posted on Dec, 18 2016 @ 08:05 AM
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Things have been rather rough lately. With elections, here in the states and abroad. War is still a constant on the planet, bad people still are in power.
Now is the time to dust off that crystal ball, exercise the psychic abilities we all have. . . . and place your predictions for 2017.

In no particular order of importance, I'll start.

In 2017. . . . .

-Elon Musk will force-feed Michael Moore to the point where his mass will collapse on his self and create a singularity where he will then power all driverless Uber cars.

-Hillary Clinton will run for president of her local book club. Russia will influence the vote. Trump will win.

-ISIS devices a new style attack on the west by infiltrating every DMV and inflicting horror and torture legally.

-Vin Diesel gets nominated for Best Actor. Russia will influence the vote. Trump will win.

-Scientists discover that estrogen is actually produced from skinny jeans, man-buns, and any drink purchased from Starbucks.

-Common Core mathematics will be used to balance the budget and zero the debt. As a result, we lose Montana to Canada, have to return the Statue of Liberty to France, and we end up owing some guy in Panama, 40 trillion dollars.

-The Electoral Collage is disbanded and in 2020, there will be a dance-off instead. MC Hammer is projected as the frontrunner.

-Crayola markets edible crayons. They will be called Biden-Yums.

-Global legalization of marijuana won't reverse Man-Made Climate Change, but now people will be really chill about it.

-Putin runs for re-election in Russia. . . . . . and you guessed it. . . . . . Trump wins!




posted on Dec, 18 2016 @ 08:10 AM
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Endless war, endless debt and endless profit will go on, endlessly. If Trump tries to interfere, they'll kill him.



posted on Dec, 18 2016 @ 08:16 AM
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