posted on Dec, 18 2016 @ 08:05 AM
Things have been rather rough lately. With elections, here in the states and abroad. War is still a constant on the planet, bad people still are in
Now is the time to dust off that crystal ball, exercise the psychic abilities we all have. . . . and place your predictions for 2017.
In no particular order of importance, I'll start.
In 2017. . . . .
-Elon Musk will force-feed Michael Moore to the point where his mass will collapse on his self and create a singularity where he will then power all
driverless Uber cars.
-Hillary Clinton will run for president of her local book club. Russia will influence the vote. Trump will win.
-ISIS devices a new style attack on the west by infiltrating every DMV and inflicting horror and torture legally.
-Vin Diesel gets nominated for Best Actor. Russia will influence the vote. Trump will win.
-Scientists discover that estrogen is actually produced from skinny jeans, man-buns, and any drink purchased from Starbucks.
-Common Core mathematics will be used to balance the budget and zero the debt. As a result, we lose Montana to Canada, have to return the Statue of
Liberty to France, and we end up owing some guy in Panama, 40 trillion dollars.
-The Electoral Collage is disbanded and in 2020, there will be a dance-off instead. MC Hammer is projected as the frontrunner.
-Crayola markets edible crayons. They will be called Biden-Yums.
-Global legalization of marijuana won't reverse Man-Made Climate Change, but now people will be really chill about it.
-Putin runs for re-election in Russia. . . . . . and you guessed it. . . . . . Trump wins!