We have less than a decade left.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Get tires checked

I can save you some time. The tires are those roundy airy things under your car.

Check 'em out. They should still be there unless someone took 'em.

a reply to: DBCowboy

so we're supposed to trust the douchebag who has meatsweats and spiky hair on the planet's health? yikes..






(PS I know the guy in the article isn't actually Guy Fieri, just thought it was funny)

Les Schwab Tires does free checks for air pressure.

Haters.

a reply to: DBCowboy

So you can't even be bothered to do it yourself (even though the worlds ending within 10 years)?!

Oh the humanity!!!!

a reply to: yeahright
So your the reason I wasn't born Rich, Beautiful and Sterile in this lifetime? LOL

Thanks!

a reply to: TerryDon79

"You can't drive to the end of the world on bad tires."
-DBCowboy

a reply to: DBCowboy

"Where we're going, we don't need roads, tyres, wheels, or cars for that matter."
-TerryDon79

bye bye credit card bills

a reply to: DBCowboy

I have a business proposition for him. I will offer him $500 cash right now, to purchase his home, care and personal belongings exactly 11 years from now. It's a can't loose scenario for him. Free money and the joke is on me. Somehow, I bet he isn't that invested in his doom porn.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
"You can't drive to the end of the world on bad tires."
-DBCowboy

"But you could go around it 5 times on DB's spare tire."
-Confucius

a reply to: DBCowboy

The only thing saving your man card right now is your flesh eating killing spree.

Check your own damn tires or shave your beard! And if you tell me you don't change your own oil, I'm going on a flesh eating killing spree!

a reply to: DBCowboy

what utter bollox

food crops are grown over a vast temperature range - in vastly different environments

claims that " the planet " is going to be " too hot to grow food " - is simply hyperbolic nonsense

certain agricultural sectors are going to have to adapt and change thier crops to suit changing climatic trends

but this is going to be a slow process - not an apocalyptic 1 decade doomfest

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm going to get really fat and drink a lot.

Screw investments, retirements.

Yay hookers!

Can I add this in my sig? haha

a reply to: xuenchen

Mother Nature has been alive for 4 billion years.

Well aware. Climate change is a part of its history. How much we are contributing to its natural course is the topic matter. *Neither OP or I mentioned the Earth ceasing to exist.

What can the Human Species do now?

Contribute to the rate of change via our industrial complexes.

Earth is dispensing massive amounts of methane without our help.

Right. Also, massive amounts with it.

Anyways, is this about to be a debate between you and I on the merits of the scientists arguing for humankind's contributions to climate change? That wasn't my intention. My intention was to express that even someone that recognizes Humankind's involvement in it, doesn't believe Humankind will cease to exist anytime soon..

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy

I'm going to get really fat and drink a lot.

What do you mean 'going to'?

My to do list this weekend;

Buy espresso machine for wife
Buy telescope for son
Go on a serial-killing spree to devour human flesh because the world will end
Buy filters for my furnace
Get tires checked.

Nevermind... I want this one instead. Im effing dying over here

a reply to: Blaine91555

Maybe he didn't retire, but instead was retired. There is a difference, and this degree of open nuttery might explain why.

originally posted by: TerryDon79
a reply to: DBCowboy

"Where we're going, we don't need roads, tyres, wheels, or cars for that matter."
-TerryDon79

dbl

originally posted by: bknapple32

originally posted by: TerryDon79
a reply to: DBCowboy

"Where we're going, we don't need roads, tyres, wheels, or cars for that matter."
-TerryDon79

WTF. I watched the whole vid. And its a plane hitting one of the twin towers...jesus....in the last second of the vid.. WTF. Sorry guys, I didnt know that

originally posted by: KawRider9
a reply to: DBCowboy

The only thing saving your man card right now is your flesh eating killing spree.

Check your own damn tires or shave your beard! And if you tell me you don't change your own oil, I'm going on a flesh eating killing spree!

I'm old. And with the world ending by 2026, I think I'll splurge and get my tires checked.

I have my AARP card and a god-damned coupon!