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What If... The Return of Mortimer and Randolph?

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posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 10:48 AM
What if....

It's been said often before election day that Trump was not serious about running and he only did it to help shoe in Hillary.

What if it was the other way around? What if Hillary allowed bad issue after bad issue to come to light just to make sure Trump won?


What if it was all a game? Imagine the conversation:

Hillary: Donald, I bet you this 1 dollar bill that if we both ran for PoTUS and did our best to look bad to the people of this country, they would... hahaha STILL vote one of us in office!

Trump: What do you propose?

Hillary: It's simple. We both run. While running, we throw one bad deed after another as a reflection of ourselves. If either of us wins, we'll win that dollar bet. Sound fun?

Trump: Hmmm... I'm in! This will be YUGE! If I win, though, you have to pay me 1 dollar a year for the whole 4 years and I'll accept that as my salary as PoTUS. Deal?

Hillary: Deal!

Bill!!! We came up with a hilarious idea!! Leave that house wench alone for one minute and come in here... You have to hear this!

I must add... I don't believe this is true. I just thought it humorous. I figured someone might get a laugh out of this.

edit on 9-12-2016 by StallionDuck because: (no reason given)

posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 11:06 AM
Oh my god!! Get your bug out bags. Those Earth shattering asteroids Mortimer and Randolph are coming back to destroy the Earth. Or better still, just who the hell are Mortimer and Randolph??????

posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 11:08 AM
a reply to: StallionDuck

If you watch Coming to America, Prince Hakeem walks by Mortimer and Randolph homeless on the street and gives them a roll of money. Randolph screams, "We're back Mortimer!"

So maybe your theory is legit.

posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 11:28 AM
For what its worth, once i figured out who Mortimer was referring to I laughed pretty hard.

South Park could totally make that work.

posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 02:00 PM
a reply to: StallionDuck

I definitely chuckled when I saw the names Mortimer and Randolph--very nice reference.

Hell, anything is possible, but it wouldn't have been the two of them betting each other, it would be the puppet masters who pull all of the politicians' strings.


a reply to: underwerks

I was going to note that, too. Glad I'm not the only one that remembers these things.

edit on 9-12-2016 by SlapMonkey because: (no reason given)

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