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What is your favorite(T&C complient) insult?

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posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 01:38 PM
a reply to: DBCowboy

Me, during both.

posted on Dec, 10 2016 @ 12:10 AM
Years ago I sent a Christmas present to a client that pissed me off, it's a shirt that says: Jesus loves you... even if you're an a**hole.
edit on 09 11 2015 by MaxTamesSiva because: (no reason given)

posted on Dec, 10 2016 @ 05:44 AM
a reply to: MaxTamesSiva

did you get any follow up bussiness ?????????????????

i only ask - because one christmass - i decided to extract revenge on people that have me absolutly vile undrinkable vottles of plonk - by susituting the contents of the bottles with raw vigegar [ bought for a pittance at a catering wholesale wharehouse ] - and redistrubuting the refilled bottles and gift bags to all the people who pissed me off

hilarity ensued - with several death threat voice mails emails and texts

and yes - though revenge was sweet - it did cost me nearly 10k in lost clients - and people who refused to do business with me 0- but i did get some new biz on the rumours of my prank - and made it all up over the gollowing 3 years

but it was worth it

posted on Dec, 10 2016 @ 07:19 AM
Any true southerner knows a good insult is always delivered with a sweet voice and a smile....(it kills em)

Well bless his heart.

posted on Dec, 10 2016 @ 07:20 AM
a reply to: ignorant_ape
Wow, that's really ballsy. Yeah,I lost that client. He sent the shirt back but we had a good laugh out of it. I'd rather sleep or watch videos of cats that ate too much catnip on YouTube all day than deal with a**hole clients. I guess I suck as a businessman.
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posted on Dec, 10 2016 @ 07:52 AM
Whenever hubby gets pissy or whiney, I always toss one of these at him (unless of course he's actually justified in his anger):

"My my, aren't you the prickly cactus today."

"Would you like a tissue for your issue ?"

"Shall I run and grab you a Kotex pad ?"

The last one always shuts him up instantly, and then he bursts out laughing at my tossing the standard stereotypical sexist garbage in his direction... and the irony behind it.

I love my hubby, he takes his 'just desserts' with such sportsmanship.

posted on Dec, 11 2016 @ 11:57 PM
There was a time
When I might have responded to you
In a less than
T & C friendly fashion.

posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 01:27 AM
Ok here goes .
To those annoying people that wont go away .
What part of f33k off do you not understand .

To those that accuse you ob being drunk .
Yes i might be drunk but in the morning i will be sober , you on the other hand will still be ugly .

posted on Dec, 12 2016 @ 02:33 PM
Your mom loves social justice.

posted on Oct, 30 2017 @ 07:04 PM

originally posted by: Kandinsky
a reply to: grainofsand

Horse pucky.

Never seen it anywhere but ATS and it's always said with venom. It's balderdash, I say, balderdash and poppycock!!

Horse pucky was used quite often on M*A*S*H*
By colonel Potter, I'm sure a holdover from his cavalry days..

As far as original t and c compliant insults, I take sole credit for;

" this theory stinks of the foul remnants,left behind, in an unwiped sphincter wrinkle"


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