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What is your favorite(T&C complient) insult?

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posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 06:38 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific

So how do we fix things?
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posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:46 AM
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I was happily having a set-to in one of my threads with someone who had taken exception to a post I'd made. We were only playing but eventually he said he had only one word for me: bastard.

It was hilarious and I responded with a suitably crude animated smiley. But others seemed not to get the humour and someone sent me a u2u to sympathise.

The best bit was that the post which had so inflamed my antagonist wasn't a response to him at all. It was a reply to someone else. I never let on because I was enjoying our little spat so much.

Both the aforementioned members have since been banned. I miss them.



posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 06:47 AM
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Scots are the absolute masters of insulting:

Scots shower Trump with glorious scottish insults after his brexit tweet

Some of my favorites:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Bloviating flesh bag"
"Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing #gibbon"

Directed personally to me, probably the worst was:
"It really sucks to be you. I'm sorry for your life."



posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 07:51 AM
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It occurred to me that this little picture might be the answer to the problem of refuting a ridiculous post without being rude and violating the T&C:



NonSpecific - You're a cook, so you'll know what that is.

I shouldn't think you'd get in trouble for posting a picture of a load of old food. Yum.

edit on 9-12-2016 by berenike because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 10:25 AM
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originally posted by: berenike
It occurred to me that this little picture might be the answer to the problem of refuting a ridiculous post without being rude and violating the T&C:



NonSpecific - You're a cook, so you'll know what that is.

I shouldn't think you'd get in trouble for posting a picture of a load of old food. Yum.


It is a good word that, offensive but acceptable in most social situations.

Someone acused me of talking codswallop the other day, I thought I had been zapped back into the 17th centuy for a moment.



posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 10:31 AM
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a reply to: nonspecific

I saw poppycock on the forums recently and it made me laugh.
Some members do post in a 17th/18th century style though, I often wonder if they actually speak like that in real life.



posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 11:18 AM
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a reply to: grainofsand

Horse pucky.


Never seen it anywhere but ATS and it's always said with venom. It's balderdash, I say, balderdash and poppycock!!



posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 11:23 AM
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a reply to: grainofsand

I talk the way I post. It often leads to blank stares in real life. I've learned to ignore the people to stare at me blankly.



posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 11:25 AM
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I remembered a fabulous word yesterday: wazzock.

Whilst rootling it out on Google to see the origin and meaning I found a site listing English slang, I won't link to it because it had one of those annoying floating pop-up thingies that you have to click on to get rid of.

Mild slang is so funny - nothing more offensive than 'git' for the most part and the origins of 'pillock' are a laugh, it comes from the Norwegian word pillicock to give you a clue as to its meaning.

And here's something I made up for use here:

1. How's your constipation? I see you're discovering how much it impairs your ability to compose a coherent post.

2. How generous of you to share your opinion but perhaps next time you might think twice before over-indulging us with it.

Yeah - I was short of something to do



posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 11:25 AM
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a reply to: Kandinsky

I use "poppycock" in a humorous way. YOu have to nearly slobber when you say it, as it takes some big, fat, wet jowels to say it properly. Same with "balderdash". If you throw a "harumph" in at the end, I think its worth extra giggles.



posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 11:42 AM
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a reply to: Kandinsky

Balderdash haha! That's an old one!


a reply to: bigfatfurrytexan

I speak similarly in real life as I post on the forums, I just swear/cuss a lot less, because, well mods n rules n #



posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 12:04 PM
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a reply to: berenike

I've used wazzock in the last seven days when someone was being a pillock-face.



posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 12:07 PM
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I've told people to go, "polish furniture" or even to "have a nice day".

What I mean to say is something far different.

But in my mind, it works.




posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 12:49 PM
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.



posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 12:52 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

"Here's some razorblades. Why don't you go play on the highway?"



posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 01:13 PM
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Hey I'm a friend of your moms, we met on tinder.



posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 01:15 PM
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This is one of my favorites;

"you sir are a gigantic hole surrounded by ass."

~meathead



posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 01:16 PM
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a reply to: bigfatfurrytexan
Why don't you play blindfolded in traffic for a while.




posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 01:34 PM
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Me.

After reading all these insults.




posted on Dec, 9 2016 @ 01:36 PM
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Me.

After delivering the insults.





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