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What is your favorite(T&C complient) insult?

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posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 03:11 PM
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originally posted by: Lysergic
Anyone ever tell you, you look a lot like AIDS Skrillex?


and I'm talking Full Blown AIDS, not that weak HIV+ stuff.




posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 03:15 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific

You Brits just have a way....

LMAO



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 03:34 PM
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originally posted by: bigfatfurrytexan
a reply to: nonspecific

You Brits just have a way....

LMAO


The strange thing is that I really do talk like that in the real world yet my social and financial standing and family background would suggest otherwise.

My new family are all struggling to get used to it, they are mostly rural farming stock and I am now known as either the hairy fairy by the men(because I have a big beard but also understand big words, know how to cook, read books, listen to radio 4 ect) or by the wonen folk as the posh pikey because of the above but because I am also happiest diving in skips for free food, wood or whatever might be in there.

It is actually really funny to watch the men folk try to show me up by being all manlike assuming that I do not know stuff without realising that I am as much if not more manly than them in the buildy engineery farmy type way.

I was approached yesterday to a very loud "GO ON THEN WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MIGHT BE USED FOR" and handed a small metal tool. They were most upset that I said that it looked to be a die but given that it was imperial of little use unless you were a classic car enthusiast or similar and then went back to telling one of the ladies my preffered method of making and cooking fresh pasta



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 03:34 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific

Insults are cool when the 'victim' knows they're said with love lol. Brits and Aussies know it. "Shut up, you fat bastard" is like a compliment.


Not sure it translates well over the pond...


originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: Kandinsky

Did he poke your belly?


It's Christmas, but there's no need to rub it in! I'm gonna delete your next ten posts out of butthurt



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 03:43 PM
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originally posted by: Kandinsky
"Shut up, you fat bastard" is like a compliment.


Not sure it translates well over the pond...


It works well here in New Jersey too.



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 03:45 PM
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originally posted by: Kandinsky
a reply to: nonspecific

Insults are cool when the 'victim' knows they're said with love lol. Brits and Aussies know it. "Shut up, you fat bastard" is like a compliment.


Not sure it translates well over the pond...


originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: Kandinsky

Did he poke your belly?


It's Christmas, but there's no need to rub it in! I'm gonna delete your next ten posts out of butthurt


I saw a bloke walk up and take a pic of another guys feet and show him it a while ago. He simply said "just in case you were curious"



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 03:52 PM
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originally posted by: Kandinsky
a reply to: nonspecific


It's Christmas, but there's no need to rub it in! I'm gonna delete your next ten posts out of butthurt


hey, i didnt poke yer belly,

or butt......



dont b& me plzz
edit on 6-12-2016 by dashen because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 03:56 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: berenike

Couldn't you have just called me a silly sod or something?




OK, you're a something.

I think that's filled my quota of good deeds for the day.



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 04:06 PM
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originally posted by: berenike

OK, you're a something.



Wow, that's practically the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 04:14 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: berenike

OK, you're a something.



Wow, that's practically the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me


Seems to me you are talking to the wrong people then.

Now shut the hell up and bring me a sandwich and grab me another beer from the fridge while your doing it, sheesh do I have to KEEPreminding you everything?



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 04:27 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific

Sounds like a friendly invite to me! I'd love to share a sandwich and beer with ya!

(just as soon as I'm done with YO MAMA!)





edit on 6-12-2016 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 04:31 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: nonspecific

Sounds like a friendly invite to me! I'd love to share a sandwich and beer with ya!

(just as soon as I'm done with YO MAMA!)






Oh do not go there!

I heard yo momma was so big she got her own zipcode...



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 04:38 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: nonspecific

Sounds like a friendly invite to me! I'd love to share a sandwich and beer with ya!

(just as soon as I'm done with YO MAMA!)

:mnky.

Yo mama said thank you to me.
edit on 6.12.2016 by grainofsand because: quote tag issues



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 04:42 PM
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originally posted by: grainofsand

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: nonspecific

Sounds like a friendly invite to me! I'd love to share a sandwich and beer with ya!

(just as soon as I'm done with YO MAMA!)

:mnky.

Yo mama said thank you to me.


Yo momma never said anything to me but she got class and knows it's rude to talk with your mouth full.



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 04:46 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific

She didn't thank anyone though.



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 04:48 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific

You, sir, are the son of a thousand fathers!



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 05:26 PM
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originally posted by: grainofsand
a reply to: nonspecific

She didn't thank anyone though.


Too pissed, gonna stop before I start.




posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 05:38 PM
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posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 05:51 PM
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originally posted by: grainofsand
a reply to: nonspecific



That's what she said...



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 05:56 PM
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a reply to: nonspecific

Lol yep x




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