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What is your favorite(T&C complient) insult?

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posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 05:37 AM
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I love a good insult as I am sure most of us do, there is nothing like dropping a beauty into some light to medium banter to throw the competition off thier guard so I thought we could have a bit of a list so we can all be well armed.

Two that spring to mind, a few days ago someone online told me to "Go step on a lego" and I have to admit it made me smile and took a while to come back from.

The other I heard at a party when someone was insulting a friend who was not in the conversation but was in earshot, "there's only two things I don't like about Steve; his face."

So what ya's all got then?




posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 05:39 AM
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Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is!

Anything mom related gets a giggle from me



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 05:41 AM
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 05:42 AM
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A couple of goodies that were directed at me by a highschool English teacher
"You are a loon"
and my favourite
"You are an ignoramus of the 1st waters"

So much more clever and biting than the modern day reliance on profanity
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posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 05:45 AM
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originally posted by: IkNOwSTuff
A couple of goodies that were directed at me by a highschool English teacher
"You are a loon"
and my favourite
"You are an ignoramus of the 1st waters"

So much more clever and biting than the modern day reliance on profanity


That reminds me of the one about the teacher who points at a kid with a pencil and says "at the end of this pencil is an idiot" and the kid replies "which end sir?"
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posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 05:52 AM
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Hey laser lips! Your mother was a snowblower!



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 05:55 AM
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In no particular order:

Cretin,
Moron,
Berk,
Mouth breather,
Cretinous berk.



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 05:55 AM
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i refuse to divulge my " best insults " - as the mods will just add them to the banned list - i slip a variety into posts - some i get away with - others are caught - its a cat and mouse game - i trues to stay one step ahead of the T&C



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 05:56 AM
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My seventh grade science teacher instructed the class one day, "Never name your kids Chad. I have three Chad's in my classes and they are all, and will continue to be failures."

I, being one of the Chad's, got pretty angry about the statement. In time though, two of us grew up to be successful for the most part. One of us became a serial killer with no respect for human life. I have to wonder if things would have been different for serial killer Chad if he didn't have to hear insults from a 7th grade science teacher.

Insults are interesting.



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 05:58 AM
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originally posted by: and14263
In no particular order:

Cretin,
Moron,
Berk,
Mouth breather,
Cretinous berk.


Mouth breather is particularly offensive isn't it!

Are you aware of the etimology of the word "Berk"?

I'll give you a clue if not, think cockney ryming slang...



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 06:12 AM
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nonspecific

Oh! Insults! I have none to offer really. But I do like reading what other members leave. Is good to know some in case I ever need them.

Maybe I have one..I am not sure if it counts..

Knuckle dragger - I believe this relates to cavemen in some way..

Thanks!
blend57



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 06:13 AM
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a reply to: nonspecific

Do you kiss the gutter in which you congealed, with that mouth?

Please go and copulate vigorously with a Dremel tool.

Please refrain from considering yourself an intellectual. A pet rock does not a MENSA member make.



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 06:13 AM
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Someone told me I needed my brains tested.

"So do you" I replied "but they haven't developed microsurgery to that extent".

Ah, Berkshire's nice at this time of year isn't it? Hunting season over Christmas, I believe?
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posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 06:18 AM
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originally posted by: berenike
Someone told me I needed my brains tested.

"So do you" I replied "but they haven't developed microsurgery to that extent".

Ah, Berkshire's nice at this time of year isn't it? Hunting season over Christmas, I believe?


Until I found out what it meant I would often use that term with kids thinking it was completely non offensive...



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 06:19 AM
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I recently learned "If you have no insults left, look some up in your fungus field guide."

You toadstool!


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posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 06:35 AM
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Haha I had no idea, great bit of info there, thanks. My old man used to call me it as a kid!

Mouth breather - I stole that from Eddie Huang

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posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 06:36 AM
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originally posted by: and14263
a reply to: nonspecific

Haha I had no idea, great bit of info there, thanks. My old man used to call me it as a kid!

Mouth breather - I stole that from Eddie Huang


And mine! I wonder if they knew...



posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 06:40 AM
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Some of the milder ones i use are

Oi you with the hair on your head - everyone looks .


And for the religious amoung us - Oi deadhead /raghead


Out of all that millions of sperm you were the one to win


Its past your bed time son




posted on Dec, 6 2016 @ 06:41 AM
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a reply to: nonspecific

I tell posters they remind me of Nonspecific. I call it the nuclear option and it really is borderline T&C.




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