The Insectilians Have Invaded Earth

You fools. Have none of you seen the documentary The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy? It's the mice that run the world.
On a more serious note in reply to the OP. Your a mite too late as insects outnumber humans Billions to one. So who is the most successful species? It ain't us.

originally posted by: BlueShaman
If insects were sent to Earth to spy on us, how do you explain the fact that insects were here millions of years before us?

Well, those clever insects may have created fake fossil evidence to only make it appear as if they have been here for millions of years before us.

Now this is more like it ATS! Nothing about Trump or Clinton, just some honest to goodness madness

I hate roaches with a passion, so sign me up to be an Earthbound Starship Trooper. Butterflies are cool though, are they still part of the invasion?

originally posted by: crayzeed
Your a mite too late

I so hope the 'mite' quote was an intended pun... sorry for being 'waspish', but going to watch the 'cricket' now so must 'fly' and 'bug' out

I think I know that chick. She was a blind date in a past life.

a reply to: Crunky


Ummm...this is actually a pretty cool storyline...you should have posted it in "Short Stories"...


I think Insectdom is totally fascinating...but Ant Woman in your first pic...does nothing for me...

Really...




YouSir

a reply to: BlueShaman


Ummm...they were...
Yeah...
They were sent back in time to prepare for the coming conquest...

That's my story...and I'm sticking to...I mean with it...



YouSir

If they made them taste good, we would have grown them. Think of the spying that would have accomplished.

For less than $5, you too can save the world from these nasty planet invaders !

a reply to: Crunky


I am terrorized at times by arachnids ( one black widow bite , scores of unknowns , and at least twenty scorpions ... oh and two centipedes - ok , not an arachnid ) . But , they hold no candle to the insect hordes . The arachnids bite and sting to protect themselves ... the insects want to eat me . Somehow , that's worse .


My arachnids are REALLY the front line troops . Go eight - legged freaks !

Sounds worse than sugar demons. Should I be worried?

originally posted by: BlueShaman
If insects were sent to Earth to spy on us, how do you explain the fact that insects were here millions of years before us?

Hmmm...They were spying on the dinosaurs first?

Where's MIB when we need them???

You know guys, Crunky is a genius.

In a subtle manner, the Archons are being terminated here because everyone reading the responses is laughing.

Archons hate fun and laughter, which is why they just keep failing to get their nuke witch Hitlery Klingon into the Ivory House, in Washington DC.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
Which beings should I be more concerned about, Sugar Demons or Insectilians?

Cockroaches love sugar which is why they work together.

originally posted by: Rapha
Cockroaches love sugar which is why they work together.

I came to the conclusion I do not believe in either one.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Rapha
Cockroaches love sugar which is why they work together.

I came to the conclusion I do not believe in either one.

The real question is do they believe in you though?

originally posted by: nonspecific
The real question is do they believe in you though?

Why would they believe a CIA chat bot is a real person?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
The real question is do they believe in you though?

Why would they believe a CIA chat bot is a real person?

Good point, even the op is not that crazy.