Sugar Demons Control America

One donut to rule them all...

a reply to: Crunky

Are sugar demons related to underpants gnomes?
You know the ones that steal underpants?



Or the p***y trolls?



I think you may be on to something here.

originally posted by: snowspirit
a reply to: rickymouse

I stopped eating chocolate chip cookies a while ago. Now I just grab a shot glass full of chocolate chips...

Oooh. Good idea, we have four bags of chocolate chips in the fridge. I should use the shot glass, when I take the bag I eat way too much and feel sick afterwards.

I have hypoglycemia, I need to keep stuff like cookies around and avoid high sugar drinks and candy.

I'm not the only one talking about these Sugar Demons watch this video.
www.youtube.com...

In his other video he talks about the Candida Fungus Parasites that multiply and flourish in the body's of people who consume alot of sugar and manipulate their brains causing addiction to sugar.
www.youtube.com...

a reply to: Crunky
The only response I can make to this is "Tell them about the honey, mummy";

well there is no sugar in coke, or mainstream sugar. they only have crap corn syrup in there. i do not eat corn syrup, so i would know.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: TerryDon79

This is why I star your posts, you provide clarity and give hope.

Cheers.

Yeah. That's what I was doing.

Hope.

originally posted by: dantanna
well there is no sugar in coke, or mainstream sugar. they only have crap corn syrup in there. i do not eat corn syrup, so i would know.

High fructose corn syrup is still a sugar.

a reply to: snowspirit

Eat as many hay bales as you like.

I want frosted wheats now

a reply to: Crunky

You are right, although this is the same as the smoking/tobacco lies that the large corp pulled on the American people.

There will be a huge law suit with in the next ten years. They are lying to us. The large sugar interest have the info.

There is a documentary ( I will try to find it) I saw a few years ago about a sugar company that went out of business and just literally walked out of the factory and left it as is. The (anti sugar) documentary team went to tour the company and found smoking gun documents in the factory about the company knowing of the harm that their product was doing. These documents were from the 1970's. The law suits are coming, make no mistake.

These enterdimentional enditties are long-in-the-rotten-tooth and defiantly NOT sweet by any half-assedly sensible measure.

The only cure for this scurge is an entheogenetic bullet straight into the corpse-cloud of the nearest ecto-locating gas weasel.

You made me crave chocolate

a reply to: Crunky

It all makes sense. The colonization of the Americas was done in order to collect on the Caribbean's and the Americas' vast sugar reserves.

You see the bee alien hybrid over lords failed to produce enough honey to satisfy the sugar deamons and their endless sugar lust.

We must shūckle the műçk into the Sysnėån corïłđilock.

For sure some něfteř ańgüf has fèck.

a reply to: Crunky

As someone who is under the influence of vampire parasites, I welcome our new Sugar Demon Overlords.

a reply to: Crunky

Nice, nice, nice OP, Crunky!

I fight them by being "stuck on savory".

My holy water is Sriracha.

Shouldn't this be in the joke forum? You don't really believe this do you?

I just got a lecture yesterday from a young person on the evils of sugar, fries and potato chips.
That is definitely not a coincidence.

Dude, you are starting to freak me out...................... wait a minute ......never mind, just a flash back from the 60s.

Which begs another statement. Back in 66 or 67 my sister allegedly lost a envelope of microdot, the OP may have found it.


Buck

I Haven't Laughed This Hard In Months....
Almost Suffocated.

Well Done OP... Well Done.
S&F

On A More Serious Note:

Submission To The Overlords Was A Common Thing For Ages....
Why Then Fear A Diabetic Shock Comatose Experience.... ????
Hey... Just Saying.
All Give Some... And Some Give All!

a reply to: PorteurDeMort

no he doesn't
= how he presented his o.p
copy and paste i think
silly pictures

the system of Sugar, a web built on deceit, lies and secrecy.

he's having you on

even his bullsh#t is half arsed

The Sugar Demons will now surround the victim and say to themselves Yum, Yum, Yum I'm going to eat you when you go to bed tonight.

it's not mean
i know he is taking the piss

You think the Cookie Monster was child's play think again the character was created by the influence of Sugar Demons subliminally of themselves.

undoubtedly

a reply to: Pinocchio

After Years Of Eating Infant Sufflay And Baked Toddlers And Crunchy Childlings... The Masons Have Finally Discovered How To Make Their Delicacies A Tad Bit More Sweet.