and the only car on the parking lot. Common man what’s up with you, hurry up or we won’t be able to get a present for Emily.
It was a cold night and everyone was sleeping, soon most of the preoccupations on everyone minds would be not to burn the Turkey, please don’t sit
me next to the mother in law, and am I going to remember what happened or am I gonna get too wasted? But not for Garrett.
For Garrett, Christmas eve would be one of the rare opportunities he will be able to see Emily after his high school sweetheart left him. 7-year-old
Emily don’t know too well her father, during his time in prison the mother never took her to see him. It was a welcome surprise when he received the
call he could go to the dinner the next day.
Garrett has not been the sharpest tool in the box during his whole life, little he knew recreating Jackass Egg Nog Challenge that faithful night would
result in the death of that poor lady, but five years of his life and the impossibility of finding a job as an ex-con surely has thought him you
cannot go around life being a total jackass.
The call filled G with joy and two ideas crossed his mind, he would finally could be a stand-up dad for his daughter and good citizen in general, and
what kind of present could he bring to her so she could love him. Realizing he is a failure who could never get a job and expend his last money on
beer, sadness and need for more beer quickly replace all hint of hope in his mind, but as a true Christmas miracle he remembered the conversation he
had with his lifelong friend Tirone.
And that bring us to this cold parking lot at 3 am. Charise, the completely out of Tirone league girlfriend, has been working on this Lithuanian bar
in the middle of nowhere, she is constantly nagging Tirone he should stop drinking beer and passing out till 3pm and get a job so she could stop
working on that hellhole; so Tirone came with the idea that the 23 the place would be packet with old people remembering about the mother land, so the
cash register would be packed and those oldies could not do anything to stop them.
3 hours ago Tirone went inside and said it would just take 5 and G should keep the engine running. Now he started to wonder if Tirone meant 5 minutes
or hours. Freezing his ass on the old gremlin Garrett seriously started to freak out, so he decided to see what’s going on inside.
Stealthy as a cicada on heat, G approached the bar and was shocked by what he saw; the scariest Christmas carol was being played, the chipmunk song,
and the place was empty. Not wanting to waste the opportunity he approached the counter and he could not believe his eyes, the place doesn’t even
have a register…
Furious about Tirone incompetence he started to fume about his bad luck when he started to notice the voices in the distance.
“Greitai baigė išskrodimo nenaudingas, tai yra tik naktį Ragana gali patenkinti mūsų poreikius“
It seems the local had a basement and old people where talking down there, perhaps Tirone info was not bad after all.
"Ragana mūsų panele reikia kraujo auką ir laikas yra trumpas."
"tai idiotas, nėra grynas, ne tarnauti"
Garrett felt bad when he saw they were all old ladies that seem to have come from a fairy tale, it was almost a shame to rob them, who eats fondue on
Christmas he began to ponder when he realized they were slowly removing the intestines of a barely conscious Tirone and placing it in a cauldron.
Freaking out Garrett started to run not before letting escape a very girly squeal out of his mouth, he ran to the car, but that damn old thing would
Come on come on, continue saying until he saw one of the old ladies in the bar entrance. Just start gremlin piece of # he said, when from the back
seat the voice of Charise asked, “where do you want to go with such hurry G man?”.
Sharting his pants our brave hero almost past away when like a miracle, he remembered where do he wanted to go with such a hurry, Emily…
Garret jumped out of the car and ran as fast as he could towards the city, years of beer soon took its toll as he slipped and fell out of the road
smacking his head on a rock.
Waking up with a wicked headache, he could not remember where he was. Man I must have gotten pretty wasted yesterday -he though- where is
A quick look at the city skyline remind him what day it was and that if he hurried up he could still be in time for his dinner with Emily, he decided
he could find the car other day and commenced the long walk to the city, luckily, he could hitch a ride from trucker.
As he approached the ex door he released he should had taken a bath and not appear as someone that just spend the night in a ditch, he could also had
gotten a teddy or some other present for Emily, as doubt started to settle in he started to back away from the door when suddenly the door opened and
Emily ran towards him screaming DADDY!!!
His eyes started to go teary, when he said, sorry honey I could not bring you a present; that’s ok daddy – she said- I been waiting for you and
you are the best present I could ever had!
As they enter the house 2 old ladies saw the scene from the distance…
"mergina bus geriausias siūlymas Ragana"
edit on 1-12-2016 by Indigent because: title with [scc2016] im sure the text is unreadable so its useless to proof it
1-12-2016 by Indigent because: stealthy edit to fulfill contest requirement