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Spoiled People

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posted on Nov, 28 2016 @ 09:22 PM
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Have you at some point of your life stop and wonder how spoiled are you?

So I was wiping my butt (who knew, I got body functions, I bet am the only one) and the paper was so raspy, what's going on here, why this paper don't have puppies stamped all over it?

Mom!! (of my children) why you got this puppyless Sandpaper, you know I only use the triple layered one!!! And proceeded to trow a tantrum
, then I realized that even having that hoarse torture It's a luxury many don't have.

First world problems I guess, have you ever had a moment like this? Have you ever complained about your coffee not being a Kopi luwak and realized that some people cannot even drink water that does not look like coffee?

I don't know it's 4 am and I'm literally butthurt




posted on Nov, 28 2016 @ 09:26 PM
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a reply to: Indigent

The whole "we need to appreciate what we have because others have it worse" way of thinking is the reason we remain so limited as a species/society. DO NOT ACCEPT LIMITATION AND MEDIOCRITY. IT"S A TRAP. A LIE.



posted on Nov, 28 2016 @ 09:30 PM
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We lost power for 2weeks during hurricane Sandy. Man made me realize how blessed we are in the USA! AC alone is enough to bring me to my knees with thankful prayers in July 😅



posted on Nov, 28 2016 @ 09:34 PM
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a reply to: FlukeSkywalker

You know what, you are right, I should not conform with this sand paper, and I won't be happy until I only drink coffee that has come from a rodent ass!

MAGA!!! Or wherever is I live!

Eta: civets are cats

edit on 28-11-2016 by Indigent because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 28 2016 @ 09:54 PM
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a reply to: Indigent

Be happy you have indoor plumbing, it 2016 and there are still a few outside compost toilets around.



posted on Nov, 28 2016 @ 09:56 PM
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a reply to: Nickn3

But it's just porcelain, my bottom deserve a solid gold throne.



posted on Nov, 28 2016 @ 10:37 PM
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a reply to: Indigent

Being appreciative because you have more than others is sort of vulgar, isn't it?

I mean, let's replace that usual toilet paper and coffee with vanity and see:

"I am thankful for being more beautiful than others."

Yep, seems pretty shallow, right?

lol

See, if you bring others into the equation, half of the equation is that they have less, and so you shouldn't be appreciative of that, but maybe saddened that they are without and you seemingly intend to keep it that way.

Maybe the thing that made you think of others having less was your conscience trying to tell you to spread the love, only you got distracted by your self-interest? Maybe?



posted on Nov, 28 2016 @ 10:47 PM
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a reply to: Indigent

Did you pay for the paper or steal it - if you paid for it you can bring it up with the wife as to why she purchased the cheaper brand. If you feel you don't deserve toilet paper you could always recycle old news paper and do your bit for the "guilt complex", just allow your wife to continue using whatever she feels comfortable with.

Problem solved



posted on Nov, 28 2016 @ 10:51 PM
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a reply to: Indigent

i'm sitting on my golden throne
in my mansion
on my country estate
surrounded by priceless pieces of art
sipping my Chimere Chateauneuf-du-Pape
while i watch two snow leopards fight to the death



Have you at some point of your life stop and wonder how spoiled are you?


God No....



posted on Nov, 28 2016 @ 10:54 PM
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a reply to: kibric

But your toilet paper got puppies in it, or are you one of those weirdos that use water?



posted on Nov, 28 2016 @ 10:58 PM
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a reply to: Indigent

i use silk and a peon wipes for Me



posted on Nov, 28 2016 @ 11:19 PM
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I'm not spoiled at all. Just because I have a lot of tools, cars and trucks, tractor and boats and other toys doesn't mean I am spoiled. I don't smell like rotten meat at all.

Now, our cats are spoiled. That is the real problem.



posted on Nov, 28 2016 @ 11:23 PM
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I must come clean, I bought the 36 rolls of paper, if my wife would have done it, she would have done it right.

I can't wait the nagging when she feels the rasp.



posted on Nov, 28 2016 @ 11:34 PM
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a reply to: Indigent

If clean running water and toilets are considered spoiled,

There is something really wrong with this planet.



posted on Nov, 29 2016 @ 12:01 AM
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a reply to: Bleeeeep

I think I must confess to being vulgar in this instance. Tsk.

I do indeed feel thankful for the image conjured up by Indigent that others, not privy to this thread, will be deprived of.

Here I am with a priceless mind's-eye picture of some bloke sitting on the bog rasping great wads of flesh and skin from his delicate derriere whilst others have... nothing.

In my minds-ear I can hear the squeals of complaint, with which I sympathised, until the OP confessed to his own culpability.

Oh, to hear from his wife in all this - my pleasure would be complete.

I hope she makes him use up the whole pack for his cheek (pun intended).



posted on Nov, 29 2016 @ 02:32 AM
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originally posted by: Indigent
Have you at some point of your life stop and wonder how spoiled are you?

Quite often I realize how... Blessed... I am!
Realizing how 'spoiled' we are is a good first step of self awareness.
Then we move on to 'hypocrite'! *__-



posted on Nov, 29 2016 @ 04:40 AM
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a reply to: Indigent

I never knew there was toilet paper with puppies on it, how odd.

I don't know if I'd, personally, want to use that...cats either.

Running out of toilet paper and having to use paper towel in the middle of the night is worse OR a coffee filter, so yes, you're spoiled.




posted on Nov, 29 2016 @ 04:48 AM
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In my opinion, I don't feel "spoiled" when i've worked hard for all the good stuff and life i have right now.

I give to charity now and again/help people out, so if i want to wipe my ass with the best triple-ply soft bog roll i'll keep doing so lol.. Plus doesn't our butts deserve it after all the crap we feed our body?

(goes to buy a new Xbox one s) to feel less spoiled :-)



posted on Nov, 29 2016 @ 04:49 AM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: Indigent

Running out of toilet paper and having to use paper towel in the middle of the night is worse OR a coffee filter, so yes, you're spoiled.



A bathroom isn't completely equipped unless it features three seashells.



posted on Nov, 29 2016 @ 05:11 AM
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originally posted by: berenike

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: Indigent

Running out of toilet paper and having to use paper towel in the middle of the night is worse OR a coffee filter, so yes, you're spoiled.



A bathroom isn't completely equipped unless it features three seashells.


No surprise I'm doing it wrong.
I've only got one seashell (it's big though) and a ceramic sailboat.




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