While the rest of the free world seems bent on arguing about 'pizza', I just finished what is perhaps the most DELICIOUS smoked turkey, cranberry with
pecan dressing, and sage sausage stuffing SANDWICH on the face of this 'Fragile Earth'
!! It was so voluminous it needed 'Science &
to be squashed down to manageable proportions, despite its near 'General
My assembly method is an age old traditions passed down through 'History'
from 'Ancient & Lost Civilizations'
. The secret truly is
'Really Above Top Secret'
. Not even confinement to 'Area 51 and Other Facilities'
, 'Military Projects'
cause me to divulge my methods. And while the ingredients could easily cause 'Social Issues and Civil Unrest'
and even 'Global
for my failings to reveal the 'Secret Societies'
from whence these recipes and methods came, I sincerely hope it will not affect
henceforth. I believe 'People'
here are strong enough of 'Religion, Faith and Theology'
to resist the
temptations of 'Food and Cooking'
by other 'Members'
. Indeed, it is times like this which sometimes cause us to throw 'Health and
to the wind for the sake of pure culinary 'Survival'
. Alas, it is but once a year, on the day which has come to be known as
And now, my sandwich has vanished altogether, right before my eyes, like so many 'Aliens and UFOs'
I would be remiss if I failed to make note of the fact my 'Pets'
, who have established a writ of 'Posse Comitatus'
in our household,
must have been brushing up on their 'Paranormal Studies'
as they are able to use their telekinetic powers to discover even the very thought of
the construction of one of these mythical treats...and show up seemingly out of thin air.
With that, I will bring this post to a close with the honest hope and conviction that all will believe this annual rite is not one of 'Folk Tales &
, but rather a journey of the inner-self worthy of the contemplation of 'Philosophy and Metaphysics'
itself in the grander
scale of the world we live in.
edit on 11/25/2016 by Flyingclaydisk because: (no reason given)