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How does one reach Alex Jones?

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posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:31 AM
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a reply to: ColdWisdom

When you summon him that way via the Moloch symbol in the sky, you don't have to perform a mock sacrifice or engage in any sort of homosexual activity I hope..




posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:31 AM
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a reply to: AnkhMorpork





Who's xenchuen, and where can I find him to slap him up on camera


There is a line I'm afraid.



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:31 AM
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originally posted by: theantediluvian
There is a three step process for reaching the level known as "Alex Jones"

1. Intake stimulants + psychedelics.
2. Chant "globalist" in such a way that it sounds sorta like "globble-ist" for 6 hours while hanging inverted.
3. Stay awake for the next 96 hours watching YouTube videos.

I imagine you could just email the Infowars contact address?


Prisonplanet.com
"Please take it as entertainment"
Be prejudice on your thoughts.



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:32 AM
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originally posted by: AnkhMorpork
a reply to: ColdWisdom

When you summon him that way via the Moloch symbol in the sky, you don't have to perform a mock sacrifice or engage in any sort of homosexual activity I hope..



Whaaa?



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:32 AM
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originally posted by: jhn7537
a reply to: AnkhMorpork

Say "Beetlejuice" three times.... Oh crap, that summons Phage... Ummm... brb


LOL!

just watch 1, 2, 3....

Edit to add: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

just seeing if it does anything.

That or something about proof of intelligent design aka God - that usually summons Phage fairly quickly.

edit on 15-11-2016 by AnkhMorpork because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:33 AM
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originally posted by: AnkhMorpork
a reply to: ColdWisdom

When you summon him that way via the Moloch symbol in the sky, you don't have to perform a mock sacrifice or engage in any sort of homosexual activity I hope..



You don't have to, but I do it anyway.



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:34 AM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: AnkhMorpork
a reply to: ColdWisdom

When you summon him that way via the Moloch symbol in the sky, you don't have to perform a mock sacrifice or engage in any sort of homosexual activity I hope..



Whaaa?


That's what they do at Bohemian Grove that Alex once infiltrated as his early claim to fame.



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:36 AM
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a reply to: AnkhMorpork

Kurt Nimmo has a contact email address on the site. He's editor and Jones' right hand man so try him.

Jones will have his email protected because many of his fans are nuts and so are a few detractors.



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:38 AM
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a reply to: Kandinsky

What a good samaritan you are!

I was going to run this thread into the ground until you showed up.




posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:39 AM
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originally posted by: AnkhMorpork

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: AnkhMorpork
a reply to: ColdWisdom

When you summon him that way via the Moloch symbol in the sky, you don't have to perform a mock sacrifice or engage in any sort of homosexual activity I hope..



Whaaa?


That's what they do at Bohemian Grove that Alex once infiltrated as his early claim to fame.


Ok.. i was stuck on building 7.
( heres where i step out and read ) commence thy thread🤗



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:39 AM
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originally posted by: Kandinsky
a reply to: AnkhMorpork
his fans are nuts and so are a few detractors.



It's probably more because detractors. I mused myself reading through the thread that the OP is probably sending him death threats. It honestly makes perfect sense he isn't easy to reach directly.



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:40 AM
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a reply to: Bigburgh

I almost went with silhouette of the twin towers but thought that would have been in really poor taste.

I like Ante's instructions the best.



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:41 AM
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originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: AnkhMorpork





Who's xenchuen, and where can I find him to slap him up on camera


There is a line I'm afraid.


Yeah, and on the other side of it that line is a choomgod catamite-in-chief or some such thing, and if you keep going you end up either as the only white guy in an all-black party or laying naked in a rectangular coffin-box of chocolate syrup being tasted with a silver spoon by Lady Gaga, or worse.



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:42 AM
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Rumor has it Alex jones is summoned via a symbol in the clouds like batman



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:43 AM
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a reply to: AnkhMorpork

Hmmmm.






posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:43 AM
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a reply to: omniEther

Too late, guy. I already used that!



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:43 AM
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originally posted by: imjack

originally posted by: Kandinsky
a reply to: AnkhMorpork
his fans are nuts and so are a few detractors.



It's probably more because detractors. I mused myself reading through the thread that the OP is probably sending him death threats. It honestly makes perfect sense he isn't easy to reach directly.


Not.

Looks like a way has been made, so it's all good.



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:44 AM
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a reply to: ColdWisdom

Consumer laws?

Edit: was settling into bed. Do i need to read into this?
edit on 15-11-2016 by Bigburgh because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:46 AM
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a reply to: AnkhMorpork

If you do manage to get a mailing address, you should send him a fake invite to join the Council on Foreign Relations, notarized and sealed with wax.

I'm pretty sure he would open it.



posted on Nov, 15 2016 @ 12:51 AM
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originally posted by: Bigburgh

Ok.. i was stuck on building 7.


You mean something like this?




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