How does one reach Alex Jones?

I went searching around and found an email for [email protected] but it bounced back on some sort of denied delivery.

Does anyone have an idea as to the best email to use or the best way to reach him?

Thank you for your help.

Best regards,

Ankh

a reply to: AnkhMorpork

Slap up a Trump supporter, he'll contact you!

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: AnkhMorpork

Slap up a Trump supporter, he'll contact you!

What do you mean? Could you be more specific? Thanks.

Is that a reference to violence? wth?

What, are you stoking the flames of the BS that's been going on or something?

I found this on mapquest. Do you think it is legit?? Its the right city, so maybe. I just called, and Alex Jones lists the menu lol. it may be a start.

a reply to: JinMI

no need to slap me up, I'll just offer what I have. I love Alex Jones, the man is a hero to me!

a reply to: AnkhMorpork
It was a jab. However, here is some more info.
www.prisonplanet.com...

a reply to: worldstarcountry

Not a fan, but to each their own.

a reply to: worldstarcountry

Thank you. What's all this slapping up stuff about though I don't get that part.

Do Trump supporters want to be slapped up? what's up with that?

You try Phone in? I hear he has special red phone. (BaTrumpLine)

originally posted by: JinMI
a reply to: AnkhMorpork
It was a jab. However, here is some more info.
www.prisonplanet.com...

That's for the writers, but could give that a go, might get to it's destination.. Thank you.

But if someone has a special email address for Alex, which he reads and responds to, please PM it to me. Thanks so much.

a reply to: AnkhMorpork

He's saying that Alex Jones and the Info Wars crew jump without hesitation to cover any story that may involve assault on a Trump supporter. Which is true.

So he's telling you (jokingly) to go slap xenchuen and get it on camera.

The guy's in Austin, Texas, USA, Look him up.

a reply to: AnkhMorpork

What ColdWisdom said. But for the record, I do enjoy being slapped around by the misses when she is in the mood

a reply to: ColdWisdom

Who's xenchuen, and where can I find him to slap him up on camera in order to get in touch with Alex Jones and via Alex, the President-Elect of the United States of America?

Thank you.

There is a three step process for reaching the level known as "Alex Jones"

1. Intake stimulants + psychedelics.
2. Chant "globalist" in such a way that it sounds sorta like "globble-ist" for 6 hours while hanging inverted.
3. Stay awake for the next 96 hours watching YouTube videos.

I imagine you could just email the Infowars contact address?

a reply to: theantediluvian

Have you added an additional oxygen hose? I never saw that before, something's different about your avatar.

a reply to: AnkhMorpork

Also, I hear Alex Jones has something similar to the bat signal.

But instead of shining a silhouette of a bat into the sky, you shine a silhouette of Moloch, the owl effigy at the bohemian grove.

Yes, throw that owl up into the sky and Alex Jones will be there like llello in Miami Beach.

a reply to: theantediluvian

2. Chant "globalist" in such a way that it sounds sorta like "globble-ist" for 6 hours while hanging inverted.

Fkin DYING!!

originally posted by: AnkhMorpork
a reply to: ColdWisdom

Who's xenchuen, and where can I find him to slap him up on camera in order to get in touch with Alex Jones and via Alex, the President-Elect of the United States of America?

Thank you.

I think xenchuen is the alias that Obama used to communicate with Hillary on her private server.

a reply to: AnkhMorpork

Say "Beetlejuice" three times.... Oh crap, that summons Phage... Ummm... brb