posted on Nov, 14 2016 @ 04:48 PM
originally posted by: Butterfinger
originally posted by: ThreeDots
a reply to: Butterfinger
No, I uh, seriously...that woman, twelve years I let her scrub my gussets and what thanks do I get? I...sobs...
I need a woman to scrub my gussets, what have I been missing? More over what has she been doing with all her free time if not this!
I deserve it! I'm white dammit!!!!
We all do, my un-scrubbed-gusset-bearing brother, we all need gussets scrubbed.
Old donald will most likely throw the Hilldog a bone and elect her as his chief gusset scrubber. I mean the lass has to be given some responsibility,
keep her happy, y'know? Keep all the lasses happy so it will.
Might prevent a few un-necessary baseball-battings, who knows. Not that I'm impartial to a bit of mindless thuggery, I mean if my dinner weren't ready
I'd be on hand to dish out some correctional therapy!
Every NIGHT she got to eat my food, and all the time I never knew that that wasn't all she was eating.
And now the lucky little woodlouse has the added bonus of having had her thatch cupped multiple times by the presidential hand.
Small, tiny presidential hands! And they are small, first time I shook old Don's hands I thought he'd handed me a finger, or worse.
Yep, no doubt she'll be elated now that Trump's got the top job, I don't think she ever washed it since that last time Donald copped a feel so she'll
be quids in...I'd imagine the lads will be queueing up to cop a feel of the Presidential front bum.
edit on 14-11-2016 by ThreeDots because:
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